Call Me Dante Barbuda
Posted by SBG on Tuesday, January 31st, 2006 at 4:08 pm
As you probably know, Michael Vick has been known to use the alias "Ron Mexico" when he um, gets treatment for his, um, affliction.
How anyone could not laugh at that name is beyond me. I crack up just thinking about it. Ron Mexico. Puuuh-leeze.
Turns out that you, too, can get a "Ron Mexico" name, you know, just in case you need one. Go here and try it out. I typed in the name that my mother calls me and I got "El Nino South Pole," which is about as lame as you can possibly imagine. However, when I plugged in SBG, the name that I shall be known as forever more, I got the much more exciting "Dante Barbuda." I like that name a lot better. If you ever see the name Dante Barbuda posting at various sites, know that it is me.
If you get a cool "Ron Mexico" name, leave it in the comments.
Thanks to The Zoner, a Chicago sports blogger.
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Just call me "Bj�rn Sierra Leone".
This is somewhere below mindless. But at least I'm not dropping f bombs watching George II
Typing in my real name I got Rocco Aruba.
Brilliant.
-tootie
Call me Ishmael.
Just kidding. Make it Karl Arizona.
Now here's a good one -- type in "Ron Mexico" and see what happens! Try it!!
My Wife, "B" has the best.
"Eva Indonesia"
I get "Dante Svalbard."
But hey, I knew where Svlabard is (Artic Ocean, Islands north of Norway, a posession of Norway. City: Longyearben.)
You can call me Miguel Cameroon.
-Will
I'm Thom Bulgaria.
This is the worst link ever.
Thom Bulgaria:
I wasn't aiming high, here. I hit my mark.
Dante Barbuda
Moss that's a whale of a remark.
Lex Myanmar.
If that's not a porn star/secret agent name, nothing is.
Erik Kazakzthan.
Couldn't sound more like an arms dealer.
Krister Togo. Sweet.
Bruno Malta.
Enough said.
Dante Cape Verde
I'll take that one.
Gary Swaziland. I got screwed.
Andrew: Is that somehow worse than "El Nino South Pole" (using my given name)?
Big Boy Honduras