Keith Richards is still hospitalized in New Zeeland after falling out of a palm tree.
What the hell was he doing in a palm tree? I don't get it!
He also reportedly crashed a jet ski after falling out of the tree. Keef, you are 62 years old! Take it easy, buddy!

I'm guessing Keef long ago passed the point of feeling like a mere mortal anymore.
Yeah about 1972.