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Archive for May 2007

2007 Game 41: Minnesota Twins at Milwaukee Brewers

May 18th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: 2007 Game Logs

Boof Bonser vs. Chris Capuano
Chris Capuano is a very good left-handed pitcher. His xFIP of 3.88 would make him the second-best pitcher in the Twins' rotation, behind just Santana. At a 48% GB%, he's not an extreme groundballer, but he's above average in that area. Which of course means that the Twins [...]



Sweet Jesus, We Need a Miracle

May 18th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Minnesota Timberwolves

Strib:
It's up to Randy Foye to change two decades of bad NBA lottery luck.
Foye, who just finished his rookie season with the Timberwolves, will represent the team at the NBA draft lottery Tuesday night in Secaucus, N.J.
"Since I live so close I decided to go there and represent the team," said Foye, who went to [...]



Slowey!!

May 18th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Minnesota Twins

In case you haven't seen it yet, Seth's got a fun Q&A with future Twins star Kevin Slowey posted at his site today. Go check it out!



Series Preview in Blog: Milwaukee Brewers (5/18-5/20)

May 18th, 2007 | By Big Mak | Category: Big Mak, Charting the Competition, Guest Writers

After an extremely busy week, me and my better half are heading up to Milwaukee for the series finale with the Brewers. We have tickets in the upper deck, so no doubt we are entered into the Brewer's fancy new database. It will be my first trip to Miller Park, although I'm beginning [...]



Mugshot Purgatory: Milwaukee Brewers

May 18th, 2007 | By AMR | Category: MLB, Mugshot Purgatory

I believe the third pro sports event I attended was Twins at Milwaukee in County Stadium. (The first two were Metrodome Twins games.) That was a pretty cool place. We sat in the upper deck, first base side. Roy Smalley hit a homerun. This might be the game. (Cripes, [...]



Cup of Coffee: May 18, 2007

May 18th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

The answer, of course, is more bunting.



Arcade Fire - Neighborhood #4 (7 Kettles)

May 18th, 2007 | By frightwig | Category: WGOM Videos

Homemade video of the village of Sarrià de Dalt in Catalonia.

And here's a fine performance of the song for Morning Becomes Eclectic on KCRW....

Something you want to see? Call the request line.



2007 Game 40: Minnesota Twins at Cleveland

May 17th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: 2007 Game Logs

Johan Santana vs. Fausto Carmona
It turns out that Game 40 is a rematch of Game 20. Carmona now leads the league in GB% (just ahead of Bizarro Gil Meche), and is otherwise basically the same as I described last time around. He's decent, but the Twins have got to start winning games against [...]



Man, SBG Never Posts Here Anymore

May 17th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Minnesota Twins, Personal

It's somewhere between late at night and early in the morning and I'm awake. No, it's not the baby -- she's sleeping soundly like she does so much. I had a nightmare and I woke up thinking about a bunch of different things. I guess maybe this is part of fatherhood that [...]



Cup of Coffee: May 17, 2007

May 17th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

It makes you wonder what life is like as a major league pitcher if Jesse Crain was out there throwing with a torn labrum and a torn rotator cuff.



Wilco - I’m Always in Love

May 17th, 2007 | By frightwig | Category: Uncategorized, WGOM Videos

Something you want to see? Call the request line.



2007 Game 39: Minnesota Twins at Cleveland

May 16th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: 2007 Game Logs

Carlos Silva vs. Captain Cheeseburger Sabathia
Is it a bad time to mention that Carlos Silva's xFIP is 4.79, and that he's currently sporting an unsustainable 5.9% HR/F and an unsustainable 82.4% LOB%?
Meanwhile, Sabathia's been pitching like an ace. 10.1 K/G against 1.7 BB/G? Yikes. He's a bit of a flyball pitcher, but [...]



Julio DePaula Rundown

May 16th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

Below, SBG covers Crain's move to the DL. Julio DePaula takes Crain's place on the 25-man roster and in the bullpen.
First things first: DePaula is NOT Jesse Crain. Last year, and through the minors, when Crain stuck with his dominant fastball/slider combo, he got a lot of strikeouts, didn't walk many hitters, and [...]



What Are You Hearing? May 16, 2007

May 16th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: What are You Hearing

Good morning and welcome to the ongoing feature "What are You Hearing," where members of SBG Nation set the agenda of discussion by submitting stories and commentary. If you have a story that you'd like to submit, e-mail me at the address listed on the right. Now, let's get to it.
Big Mak writes: [...]



Crain Wreck

May 16th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Minnesota Twins

Jesse Crain to go on the DL:
Crain, a key righthanded setup man, is headed to the disabled list because of a recurring sore shoulder. He's headed back to the Twin Cites, where he's expected to undergo an magnetic resonance imaging exam.
Who's coming up to replace him? Why, it's your old friend Julio DePaula.
DePaula will [...]



Cup of Coffee: May 16, 2007

May 16th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

Somewhere out there, Sidney Ponson was laughing at the Twins on Tuesday night.



Ten Years After

May 16th, 2007 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Videos, brianS

Ten Years After. 2 minutes of jamming on "Woke Up This Morning".
it's worth the price of admission just to watch bassist Leo Lyons.

Something you want to see? Call the request line.



Request Line

May 15th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Videos

Got a video that you want played? Send us an e-mail to sbgmusic at hotmail dot com.
Here's how you do it.
1. Send the embedded code for a You Tube or similar clip.
2. Send any reason that you have to have this clip played.
3. If you are a SBG Nation Citizen, please [...]



Regression

May 15th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

4.94 -- Ramon Ortiz xFIP before today's game
4.89 -- Ramon Ortiz ERA after today's game
That didn't take long.



2007 Game 38: Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indigenous Persons

May 15th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: 2007 Game Logs

Ramon Ortiz vs Paul Byrd
Paul Byrd gave up a metric ton of unearned runs last year. His ERA was 4.88, but his RA was 6.03. Surely some of that was bad defense, but Byrd deserves at least some responsibility for those runs. Byrd's ERA of 2.84 looks great so far, but he's [...]



Series Preview in Blog: Cleveland Indians (5/15-5/17)

May 15th, 2007 | By Big Mak | Category: Big Mak, Charting the Competition, Guest Writers

Minnesota Twins (18-19) @ Cleveland Indians (21-14)

The Twins struggled through another week losing two of three to a couple of AL Central opponents at home. This series marks the beginning of a nine-game road trip for the Twins which will take them to Milwaukee and Texas. The Indians got off to a scorching [...]



What Are You Hearing? May 15, 2007

May 15th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: What are You Hearing

Good morning and welcome to the ongoing feature "What are You Hearing," where members of SBG Nation set the agenda of discussion by submitting stories and commentary. If you have a story that you'd like to submit, e-mail me at the address listed on the right. Now, let's get to it.
Jeff A writes: [...]



Cup of Coffee: May 15, 2007

May 15th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

Man, does the NBA need Steve Nash in the Finals.



Manu Dibango — Soul Makossa

May 15th, 2007 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Videos, brianS

One of my favorite songs (and albums) from when I was a kid. Manu Dibango rocks.



Ponson Post-Mortem

May 14th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

Much has been made about the Twins' rotation situation this year, and whether or not they've simply been repeating the mistakes of yesteryear. I'll get to that eventually, but first I want to compare and contrast what Ramon Ortiz and Sidney Ponson have done so far this season.
Three true outcomes:
4.9 K/G, 3.6 BB/G, 1.49 [...]



What Are You Hearing? May 14, 2007

May 14th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: What are You Hearing

Good morning and welcome to the ongoing feature "What are You Hearing," where members of SBG Nation set the agenda of discussion by submitting stories and commentary. If you have a story that you'd like to submit, e-mail me at the address listed on the right. Now, let's get to it.
Carter Hayes writes: [...]



Cup of Coffee: May 14, 2007

May 14th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

Hitting the ball over the fence. What a novel concept that is.



Foo Fighters - Stairway

May 14th, 2007 | By frightwig | Category: WGOM Videos

Dave Grohl goofs on Zeppelin, from The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn.
Thanks to bjhess.



Ponson DFA

May 13th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

More details as they come in, but I just saw on the ESPN ticker that Sidney Ponson has been designated for assignment.
Update:
Ponson designated for assignment, Garrett Jones recalled from AAA
So in the last couple of days, the Twins have gone from Ponson and Rabe to Lew Ford and Garrett Jones. Perkins is almost sure [...]



2007 Game 37: Detroit Kitty Cats at Minnesota Twins

May 13th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: 2007 Game Logs

Virgil "Matt?" Vasquez vs. Boof Bonser
The Baseball Cube page says Vasquez's given name is Virgil, but lists him as "Matt Vasquez." So, apparently, Bonser changed his name from a common name to an uncommon name, and Vasquez did the opposite, opting to go by his middle name. Of course, everywhere else he is [...]



I Never Would Have Guessed This…

May 13th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

I was looking at some stats this morning, and I noticed this:

#
Dude
LD%

1.
Kubel, Jason
29.6%

2.
Bartlett, Jason
29.5%

3.
Youkilis, Kevin
25.5%

4.
Polanco, Placido
24.3%

5.
Monroe, Craig
24.1%

Jason Kubel is [...]



Stevie Wonder - Sunshine of My Life

May 13th, 2007 | By frightwig | Category: WGOM Videos

Broadcast on The Old Grey Whistle Test. London, 1974.
bjhess originally suggested a video of Stevie playing drums, but the embed code is disabled. You can watch it HERE.
Tell your Mom you love her today.



2007 Game 36: Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins

May 12th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: 2007 Game Logs

Chad "Real Deal?" Durbin vs. Sir Sidney Ponson
Game time 2:45 central? Smells like the work of a FOX. Good luck to all out-of-towners trying to get around blackout restrictions.
The team's been On The Grill for a day now, so they should start heating up sometime soon, which would be good since they've slipped [...]



Marvin Gaye - What’s Going On/What’s Happening Brother

May 12th, 2007 | By frightwig | Category: WGOM Videos

Watching the Twins offense makes the ghost of Marvin weep.
From the 1973 film, Save the Children.



2007 Game 35: Detroit Thunderkitties at Minnesota Twins

May 11th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: 2007 Game Logs

Maroth vs. Santana
It seems kind of pointless to say anything about Maroth's pitching when the Twins seem unable to hit any pitcher, regardless of his talent level.
So far this season, it's been Johan being Johan. I hope it stays that way, since he's an absolute joy to watch when he's on.
And not that it'll [...]



On the Grill

May 11th, 2007 | By Banjo | Category: Guest Writers, On The Grill

The Molten Core.
Twins (17-17) versus Tigers (21-12).
This really all you need to know about the Twins and the past six games of this nine game homestand. From the Minneapolis Star-Tribune:
“Twins manager Ron Gardenhire got a chuckle during spring training out of predictions that his team would finish in fourth place in the AL Central despite [...]



Series Preview in Blog: Detroit Tigers (5/11-5/13)

May 11th, 2007 | By Big Mak | Category: Big Mak, Charting the Competition, Guest Writers

Well you've all been very patient, and, since you've been so well behaved, I'll make good on my promise to you from last time. Here's one of the many hilarious hijinks that ensue when a Twins fan and a Tigers fan share the same office. The baseball season had just started, and I [...]



Mugshot Purgatory: Detroit Tigers

May 11th, 2007 | By AMR | Category: MLB, Mugshot Purgatory

The Twins faced the AL Champion Detroit Tigers last week, but I was to busy to write them up. This week, the Twins will face Mike "20L" Maroth, former Royal Chad "The Real Deal" Durbin, and Jeremy "Jae" Bonderman.

(Maroth '07, '06, '02; Durbin '07, '05, '02; Bonderman '07, '06, '05, '03)
Jeremy looked so young [...]



Pitching and Defense

May 11th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Minnesota Twins

We've heard lately that the Twins GM Terry Ryan doesn't care about home runs and that the Twins need to pitch, play defense and get a single here and there.
I read LENIII's account of the game yesterday and I begin to wonder about whether anyone is actually looking at the scoreboard. I don't mean [...]



Cup of Coffee: May 11, 2007

May 11th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

How long until the pirhana schtick fades into oblivion? Not soon enough for me.



Diana Ross & The Temptations

May 11th, 2007 | By frightwig | Category: Uncategorized, WGOM Videos

When the Twins last hit Detroit, there was a suggestion that we should have been playing some Motown. So, with the Tigers in town, consider this weekend a sort of make-up date.
Here we have Diana Ross with the Temptations, performing "The Way You Do The Things You Do" and "Respect," from the 1968 NBC special, [...]



The more things change…

May 10th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

.270/.304/.338 -- Jason Tyner, 2007
.273/.309/.317 -- Jason Tyner, Career
.284/.333/.347 -- Average projection amongst PECOTA, Bill James, CHONE, Marcel, and ZiPS projections
.276/.315/.334 -- Tyner's 2007 PrOPS line
I have noticed one thing that changed, though:
27% LD% -- Tyner 2006
14% LD% -- Tyner 2007
Thankfully, he plays good defense and costs just $100K above the minimum.
Okay, I lied, I [...]



2007 Game 34: Chicago Tighty Whities at Minnesota Twins

May 10th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: 2007 Game Logs

Jose Contreras vs. Carlos Silva
Contreras has had control problems so far this year, but has gotten a lot of groundballs (50% GB%). So basically, he'll walk a few guys, but it won't matter, because the Twins will erase those guys with double plays.
According to the mlb.com probables report:
Silva's hard work this offseason to find [...]



What Are You Hearing? May 10, 2007

May 10th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: What are You Hearing

Good morning and welcome to the ongoing feature "What are You Hearing," where members of SBG Nation set the agenda of discussion by submitting stories and commentary. If you have a story that you'd like to submit, e-mail me at the address listed on the right. Now, let's get to it.
brianS writes: [...]



Cup of Coffee: May 10, 2007

May 10th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

I'm still giddy about Roger!



Loretta Lynn

May 10th, 2007 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Videos, brianS

As much as I like her more recent stuff with Jack White, it's nice to hear some of the old, classic Loretta on occasion. Some nice steel guitar on this one (allegedly Don Helms, although we don't see him).

and in case any of the gals out there were getting any ideas about Doo'



2007 Game 33: Chicago Pale Hosers at Minnesota Twins

May 9th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: 2007 Game Logs

John Danks vs. Ramon Ortiz
An imperfect, but perhaps instructional comparison:
7.4 K/G, 2.5 BB/G, 1.85 HR/G, 37.0 GB% - John Danks, 2007
6.3 K/G, 1.6 BB/G, 1.74 HR/G, 33.8 GB% - Scott Baker, 2006
Danks has some stuff going for him so far, but he's been an awfully extreme fly ball pitcher so far this year. His [...]



What Are You Hearing? May 9, 2007

May 9th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: What are You Hearing

Good morning and welcome to the ongoing feature "What are You Hearing," where members of SBG Nation set the agenda of discussion by submitting stories and commentary. If you have a story that you'd like to submit, e-mail me at the address listed on the right. Now, let's get to it.
ubelmann writes: Sometimes [...]



Cup of Coffee: May 9, 2007

May 9th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

Call me crazy, but I derive more enjoyment from seeing a three run home run to win a game than a couple of bunts.



Flag Decal — John Prine

May 8th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Videos

Thanks to Twayn.



The Big Things

May 8th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

Execution is hitting a hanging curveball over the fence. Or something like that. I couldn't be happier for MVP's heroics this evening.
Still, I'm stuck on the strategery, as usual. After Castillo doubled to start off the 10th, Gardy asked Kubel to bunt. I would argue against that decision three different ways, [...]



2007 Game 32: Chicago Pale Hosers at Minnesota Twins

May 8th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: 2007 Game Logs

Javier Vazquez vs Boof!
The knock on Vazquez recently has been that he struggles the third time through the order. I think that's about as big of a problem as Radke's first inning struggles. Vazquez is a good pitcher, but his peripherals are a little worse so far this year than they were last [...]



Scott Baker traded to the Mariners…

May 8th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

...hypothetically, by Mariners blogger Dave Cameron.
[Lots of content today: go read Big Mak's Series Preview in Blog and AMR's Mugshot Purgatory.]
Cameron proposes: Seattle trades OF Wladimir Balentien to Minnesota for RHP Scott Baker and reasons:



Series Preview in Blog: Chicago White Sox (5/08-5/10)

May 8th, 2007 | By Big Mak | Category: Big Mak, Charting the Competition, Guest Writers

This is going to be a little bit quicker than some of the others, it has been a real busy week here, but as always, thanks for reading.
Minnesota Twins (16-15) v. Chicago White Sox (14-14)
The Twins in the last week have struggled, losing two consecutive series, first in Tampa, then at home to the Red [...]



Mugshot Purgatory: ChiSox 2

May 8th, 2007 | By AMR | Category: MLB, Mugshot Purgatory

Since the first time I've done the ChiSox MP, they've had some roster moves and I've figured out where to find minor leaguer's mugshots.
First off, the three starters will be Javier Vasquez, John Danks, and Jose Contreras

(Vazquez '07, '06, '01; Danks '07, '06, '05; Contreras '07, '06, '05)
Exact same starters the Twins were supposed to [...]



Cup of Coffee: May 8, 2007

May 8th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

The bad thing about having the Twins on KSTP is that occasionally I'm inadvertently subjected to their other programming.



Chick Corea - On Green Dolphin Street

May 8th, 2007 | By frightwig | Category: WGOM Videos

Chick Corea Akoustic Band performing in Germany, 1991.
Thanks to bjhess.



First-hand Account

May 7th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

Curt Schilling, as he usually does after a start these days, detailed his start yesterday in rather gory detail. There were a couple things I noticed that I thought were interesting.
-- Curt can't spell Torii Hunter's first name.
-- In recapping the game, he got confused and referred to Luis Rodriguez as the Twins' #9 [...]



Endangered Species

May 7th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

I was watching baseball the other day, and someone mentioned something called a "home run." I had to remind myself:
In baseball, a home run is a base hit in which the batter is able to circle all the bases, ending at home plate and scoring a run himself (along with a run scored by [...]



Cup of Coffee: May 7, 2007

May 7th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

I'm eagerly waiting for the Twins to sign an aging, but still effective slugger to plug the hole in this lineup for about $28 million, prorated.



Jimi Hendrix - Red House

May 7th, 2007 | By frightwig | Category: WGOM Videos

Atlanta Pop Festival, 4th of July, 1970.



2007 Game 31: Boston Painted Hose at Minnesota Twins

May 6th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: 2007 Game Logs

Curt "38 Pitches" Schilling vs. "Sir" Sidney Ponson
From Schilling's blog:
The Twins lineup sans Mauer is very different. I know that’s not incredible insight, but it’s hard to explain just how much different they are with him hitting 3rd.
Any game Joe Mauer plays in can’t be labeled a “B” game on any planet.
...
I can tell [...]



Andres Segovia — Asturias

May 6th, 2007 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Videos, brianS

Time for a guitar god. I'm pretty sure I once saw Segovia in concert in the mid-1970s in Minneapolis when I was a kid. (Ok, maybe it was Julian Bream; I was like 10. My parents' idea of "culture". Either way, a truly great experience.) We got all dressed up for the 2-hour drive [...]



2007 Game 30: Boston Painted Hose at Minnesota Twins

May 5th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: 2007 Game Logs, Minnesota Twins

I like our chances tonight.
Julian Tavarez, 1-2, 7.58, 1.58 WHIP v. Johan Santana, 3-2, 3.60, 1.08.
Then again, we kind of need to start winning a few games and this is one we kind of need to win.
[Update: The Nation gets two intros this evening, thanks to some miscommunication. - ubelmann]
Julian Tavarez vs. Johan Santana
...in the [...]



Fun While It Lasted

May 5th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Baby SBG

BabySBG isn't very old, but she's made a change. That's right, she's got a new favorite website.

Well, the girl thought her dad's site was the best for at least six or seven days. It was fun while it lasted. (And thanks to Seth for the little outfit!)



Cup of Coffee: May 5-6, 2007

May 5th, 2007 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

Let's see, how does this work again? I'm a little rusty. --SBG



Sandy Belle - Message for the Troops

May 5th, 2007 | By frightwig | Category: WGOM Videos

WARNING: The lyrics may not be appropriate for all workplaces and audiences.
As Roseanne Cash once said, she's "here to put the c*** back in country." Nothing's too good for our boys in the service.



2007 Game 29: Boston Red Stockings at Minnesota Twins

May 4th, 2007 | By ubelmann | Category: 2007 Game Logs

Tim Wakefield vs. Carlos "Identity Crisis" Silva
It sounds like back problems for Cuddyer. That pretty much sucks since the Twins have absolutely no adequate or even halfway decent replacements for Cuddyer.
Twins offense thus far:
.284/.339/.426 - None on
.277/.342/.376 - Runners on
.258/.321/.346 - RISP
.258/.305/.333 - RISP/2 outs
.281/.340/.402 - Overall
The offense overall hasn't been all that bad, [...]



On the Grill

May 4th, 2007 | By Banjo | Category: On The Grill

[SBG: I was hungry, so I moved this up. Also, I realized that when I was thanking everyone the other day, I neglected to thank Banjo. That was not a malicious omission. Thanks, Banjo. I'm gonna have to fire up the grill. Or maybe by forgetting earlier I'm on the [...]



I got the Avery Johnson Blues

May 4th, 2007 | By brianS | Category: brianS

Nellie Ball gettin' me down



Series Preview in Blog: Boston Red Sox (5/04-5/06)

May 4th, 2007 | By Big Mak | Category: Big Mak, Charting the Competition, Guest Writers

Minnesota Twins (15-13) v. Boston Red Sox (18-9)
The Twins return home after a .500 road trip in which they won 2 of 3 from Detroit and lost 2 of 3 to Tampa Bay. The Red Sox won 2 of 3 in New York last weekend, then split a two game set with Oakland before [...]