Cooking with Gas, er, Charcoal

September 2nd, 2007 by SBG

I'm sorry that I've been neglecting the WGOM, but this moving business can be time consuming and everything. First some stuff on the convention and some other stuff.

I want to get the SBG Convention figured out within the next couple of days. I would like to order $20 seats ahead of time. I have three vouchers left for the $20 seats and I would have, as a door prize, a pair of free tickets for the game. So, you'd have to buy a ticket, but if you win, you would be reimbursed. I also bought a copy of the 1965 World Series SI with Zoilo Versalles on the cover. I want to read it, but I also want to give it away as a door prize. So, there are the three door prizes. If anyone else wants to contribute a door prize, feel free to do so.

If you are absolutely in, send me an e-mail at stickandballguy at hotmail dot com. I would like a firm commitment and a promise to pay me for tickets (and I'll send you my address so that you can pay me ahead of time, which I would certainly appreciate). I'll order the tickets on Friday. A list of renegers will be posted at the WGOM. You don't want to be on that list.

Below the jump, I've got some details about the move and a few Twins thoughts.

We got moved in on Monday and I had a bunch of work at the office that needed to be done, so I spent most of the next two days there. We soon realized (like right away) that our air conditioner wasn't working. Turns out that we need to buy a brand new air conditioning unit, something that will cost us north of $2000. The sellers never disclosed the problem and they moved to Texas. Plus there's a problem with the furnace that our inspector did not catch. Ah, the joys of home ownership. I'll be in a cranky mood for a while dealing with the people I need to work with to get these problems solved to my satisfaction. Meanwhile, we've been sweating a whole helluva lot and the forecast calls for more sweating, as the temperatures will reach 90 next week. Fans can be your friend.

The neighbors (most of them) seem to be rather friendly (and big). The guy across the street, as I believe I mentioned before, brought me a six-pack of beer last Friday. The people to the East of us gave us a bottle of wine. Very thoughtful. Anyway, the guy across the street is a big dude. I'm a lot of things, but I'm not small. This guy is a lot bigger than me. Turns out he played offensive tackle in college for the hated UND Sioux. He's a super friendly guy and probably didn't know until it was too late that life and football are a lot better in Fargo. Anyway, his next door neighbor is another big dude. Yep, defensive lineman at Kansas. And his next door neighbor (and brother-in-law, by the way) was a middle linebacker at Utah. He played for Jim Fassel there and they all got onto the field when the Giants played the Vikings courtesy of the head coach of the New York Giants.

My UND buddy loaned me some tree cutting tools on Saturday. I've got a lot of yard work to do to get the place in shape -- that is commensurate with the rest of the neighborhood. I did a lot of cleaning out of overgrown crap on Saturday, but the yard has some weeds and well, I can't do everything in one day. Sunday morning, I noticed as I was making breakfast that my neighbor to the West was out spraying a few weeds. I realized after a while that he was spraying weeds on my yard, which is an indication that he's not too pleased with the state of the yard. I hope he killed a few weeds, but I get the feeling that he was motivated less by neighborliness and more by a hope that the weeds didn't spread into his yard. I'll be hanging out, I believe, with the people to the North and East of our place.

On the advice of our trusted citizen brianS, I went out and got myself a Weber One-Touch Gold grill. I also bought a lighting chimney. One crumpled up piece of newspaper under that sucker and in 10 minutes I have some seriously hot coals with no lighter fluid. I haven't had a chance to sample the great recipes that Banjo has written about in his widely acclaimed On the Grill™ feature. I was going to grill a couple of steaks on Saturday, but when I got to the butcher shop, that thing in my pocket was a cell phone and not a wallet, so I made a few hamburgers when I went home shamefacedly. Tonight I grilled up a pork tenderloin that was pretty good. Ah, the flavors! I look forward to it all.

I've been without Internet access at home for almost a week (Monday till today), so I've missed out on the WGOM. All the work around here caused me to miss a string of games, but I caught the last couple innings of Baker's near perfect game. In the long disappointing season, Baker's performance was certainly a highlight.

I was listening to Patrick Reusse and Top Jimmy on the radio this morning and the subject of blogs came up. They both were quick to point out that they don't read blogs -- no siree, they're above that. Then, Brad Lane made the comment that the "blogs" were still "drinking the Kool-Aid" before the Cleveland series and saying that the Twins had a chance, but by Wednesday they had completely changed course. Ol' Patrick and Top Jimmy laughed. Silly bloggers. Of course, this here is no blog, it is an online magazine (and the World's Greatest, at that), and here we proclaimed the Twins dead on July 25. Pat and Jimmy aren't reading LENIII and Joe C., but you can bet they've made the obvious distinction between lowly blogs and the WGOM.



This entry was posted by SBG on Sunday, September 2nd, 2007 at 9:10 pm and is filed under Personal. It is one of 2465 entries by the author. We are no longer accepting Letters to the Editor on this post.



Comments Feed25 Letters to the Editor

Banjo replied on September 2, 2007 at 9:21:24 pm

Working on a long-overdue OTG right now....

E-6 replied on September 2, 2007 at 9:41:08 pm

Actually, after SBG's descriptions of his neighbors, maybe "At the Salad Bar" would be more appropriate. ;)

Consider me an official delegate at the convention. (Or at the very least, good for the 20 bucks.) Should be a lot of fun. I'll be the short (6'1"), balding, guy who looks like he could use a few more salads himself. I'll wear a Stones t-shirt to be readily identified - and to curry favor with the boss.

Andrew replied on September 2, 2007 at 9:59:17 pm

I too am in for the convention. I'll be the slightly less short (6'2") stringbean (160) with the TC hat that looks like its never been washed (it hasn't). The only question is "Do I wear my Lew Ford jersey?" It certainly would make me stand out.

 
 
 
Moss replied on September 2, 2007 at 10:06:06 pm

Hey, if you get enough takers, you should be able to request that the group be announced on the scoreboard.

"Welcome, members of the SBG-WGOM community!"

SBG replied on September 2, 2007 at 10:46:07 pm

I was definitely already looking into it!

Welcome to SBG Nation!

 
 
ubelmann replied on September 2, 2007 at 11:57:36 pm

Pat and Jimmy aren’t reading LENIII and Joe C., but you can bet they’ve made the obvious distinction between lowly blogs and the WGOM.

Which should be all the more apparent now that you have a house and no longer need to scribble down notes from the ditch.

 
AMR replied on September 3, 2007 at 12:03:48 am

Gotta pull out of the convention... Family obligations.
My Regrets.

 
brianS replied on September 3, 2007 at 1:04:04 am

Whoa. Your inspection report didn't comment on the non-functioning AC? WTF?

did you happen to get one o' them new-fangled warranty thingies? You know, sh!t breaks in the first 90 days or whatever and you're covered?

and the sellers moved to Texas. A hangin' state. And you a lawyer. Hmm.

SBG replied on September 3, 2007 at 8:16:07 am

Yeah, there's a bone to pick with the inspector. That's part of the problem here.

 
 
brianS replied on September 3, 2007 at 1:53:02 am

Kudos on the Weber One-touch. :-)

I'm sure NBB probably has nice things to say about his big green egg (I've heard things about 'em but never seen one) or his Aussie or whatever the heck it is. But I'm a fan of the Weber.

One teensy bit of advice: WASH the INSIDE of the lid frequently and scrape out the gunk on the bottom religiously. A clean grill is a happy grill.

there is NOTHING quite like cooking on a brand new Weber. FANtastic. I think that's because there's no schmutz on the inside to defeat your heat. So try not to let gunk build up on the inside of the dome lid.

SBG replied on September 3, 2007 at 8:20:23 am

The lighting chimney is fantastic! I've a TON of newspaper from the move. One piece and the thing is lit. No nasty chemicals. The thing is clean, beautifully clean. I'll have to remember to keep it that way.

I splurged for the Gold model with the funky ash catcher. I like the way that the vent covers on the bottom whoosh the ashes to the bottom. Nice.

 
New Britain Bo replied on September 3, 2007 at 9:53:44 am

*already knows he is going to lose this argument*

The big green egg is actually a folding upright square model with two wheels on one side for easy transport (like to the outback, etc.). Being rectangular, the back side is hinged for easy open/shut, a plus over the removeable Weber circle design (no burn circles on the lawn/deck). Also has a removeable square grate for easy disposal of used coals (also protects bottom of grill).

I'm smellin' Weber = Harley, Aussie = riceburner here :-)

brianS replied on September 3, 2007 at 11:09:02 am

the ash can is nice. with fatty foods, you'll still need to scrape the schmutz.

brianS replied on September 3, 2007 at 6:20:55 pm

oh, and wif the One-touch, you get a lid with a little hook on the underside, so's that you can hang it on the side of the grill. No crop-circle burning required.

is that all you got, NBB?

 
 
 
 
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 3, 2007 at 8:29:53 am

Man, if you had a home inspection prior to purchase, that AC and furnace issue should be your inspector's/seller's problem, not yours. And it's typical for a home seller to purchase a 1 yr warranty as a selling point (they were only ~$250 back 7 yrs ago).

We missed you around WGOM, but funny how a little momentum carried through the week (no thanks to the Twins). Even got a mention on Neshek's blog (kind of).

I really wish I could attend the convention. I have a couple frequent flier tickets, but that weekend is conflict-filled. My loss.

SBG replied on September 3, 2007 at 9:00:15 am

Yeah, I'm expecting that I'll not be paying for this.

brianS replied on September 3, 2007 at 11:04:27 am

You DID read the fine print on the contract with the inspection agency, right? Generally, they accept ZERO liability for errors of omission or commission. Good luck wit dat.

 
 
 
Jeff A replied on September 3, 2007 at 11:08:02 am

When we moved, we also had a non-functioning air-conditioner. The advantage of being the pastor, though, is that all I had to do is call the church board and tell them we needed a new air-conditioner. Not a headache for me at all.

New Britain Bo replied on September 3, 2007 at 11:55:52 am

call the church board

Good thing you didn't have to invoke Higher powers on that one...

 
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 3, 2007 at 1:48:17 pm

It IS a headache if you have to wait for the next church council meeting to get the okay for the trustees to fix/replace it.

Jeff A replied on September 3, 2007 at 2:28:16 pm

It took a little time, but they brought in a couple of window units for us to use until they got the new one put in. They generally take pretty good care of us.

brianS replied on September 3, 2007 at 6:17:23 pm

prolly about 2 fire and brimstone sermons???

E-6 replied on September 3, 2007 at 8:44:15 pm

Or just one really long one. With the AC turned off...

 
 
 
 
 
Andrew replied on September 3, 2007 at 7:08:47 pm

You think the guy with a wild hair about the weeds would chill out considering you just moved in. It's not like you have lived there for years and are still neglecting the yard.

E-6 replied on September 3, 2007 at 8:40:50 pm

The optimist in me might think dude was just being neighborly. Some folks have a weird way with “welcoming.”

If not? Get an old junker, preferably an AMC. (Take yer pic: Gremlin, Pacer, Matador - any will do.) Prop it on cinder blocks anywhere in your yard. Repeat as necessary.

 
 

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