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Game 157: Minnesota at Detroit

Posted by ubelmann on Tuesday, September 25th, 2007 at 5:00 pm

Matt Garza vs. Yorman Bazardo


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94 LTEs

Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 25th, 2007 at 5:15 pm

Short and to the point, but with no interesting facts or tidbits. Either the "Posted by ubelmann" is incorrect, or the season is (thankfully) drawing to some closure.

New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:57 pm

+10 RhuR.

 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 5:31 pm

J. Bartlett
J. Kubel
T. Hunter
J. Morneau
M. Cuddyer
G. Jones (dh)
C. Heintz
B. Buscher
A. Casilla

 
thisisbeth
thisisbeth replied on September 25th, 2007 at 5:46 pm

I just read that Baker's hard is still swollen so Boof will start on Thursday. Danny Richar, I shake my fist at you!

His poor showings lately notwithstanding, I have nothing against Boof. I just like Baker.

Andrew
Andrew replied on September 25th, 2007 at 5:58 pm

I just read that Baker’s hard is still swollen

Beth! This is a family site!

thisisbeth
thisisbeth replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:07 pm

D'oh. I should learn to type before posting, or at least proofread.

(How I ever got my degree in English remains an unsolved mystery.)

E-6
E-6 replied on September 26th, 2007 at 12:32 am

Well, he was recently in a family-way, no?

 
 
 
 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:12 pm

We have no chance against Bizarro. Unless Rhu_Ru breaks out his Blue Kryptonite.

Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:02 pm

Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy!

brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:07 pm

Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on.

 
 
 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:22 pm

that Jones boy is on fire

twayn
twayn replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:25 pm

We seem to have different definitions of on fire.

brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:29 pm

??

twayn
twayn replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:31 pm

More like this.

brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:35 pm

or this?

 
 
 
 
 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:24 pm

When I was young
I never needed anyone
And makin love was just for fun
Those days are gone

Livin alone
I think of all the friends Ive known
But when I dial the telephone
Nobodys home

All by myself
Dont wanna be
All by myself anymore
All by myself
Dont wanna live
All by myself anymore

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:34 pm

:lol:

 
 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:25 pm

No use pretending things can still be right
Theres really nothing more to say
Ill get along without your kiss good night
Just close the door and walk away

Never gonna fall in love again
I dont wanna start with someone new
cause I couldnt bear to see it end
Just like me and you
No, I never wanna feel the pain
Of remembering how it used to be
Never gonna fall in love again
Just like you and me

 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:31 pm

Wow. Dazz thinks Bill Smith actually should at least call Bonds' agent after the season. Interesting. I wouldn't have predicted that position.

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:35 pm

Dazzle just sticking up for his Gigante organization

New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:59 pm

Not Sabado Gigante?

 
 
thisisbeth
thisisbeth replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:59 pm

"Hey, you're Bonds' agent?"
"Yes."
"We don't want Bonds. Don't bother calling."

 
 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:36 pm

intentional unintentional walk to Casey, according to Gameday.

 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:37 pm

ack.

 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:39 pm

gift K, apparently.

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:42 pm

Gordo was sure surprised on that call

 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:44 pm

we are on pace for a 2:30 game tonight
woo boy

 
twayn
twayn replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:48 pm

Great catch, Bartlett.

 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:56 pm

crackers.

 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:57 pm

Time for some of that Power Potential, Jones.

 
twayn
twayn replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:57 pm

Good grief. Yet another...

brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:59 pm

Is that a "Baker Hard"??

Andrew
Andrew replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:16 pm

Can we switch out "Light Rail" in favor of Scott "Hard" Baker?

New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on September 25th, 2007 at 9:00 pm

Have you guys cleared this thread with the Dept of Homeland Security?

 
 
 
AMR
AMR replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:27 pm

This is not what I should be making of my return from another half-week of exile, but what's with the logo on that condom?

Why is the cross on the bottom of the female Venus sign entering the circle of the male Mars sign? Shouldn't it be the Mars arrow entering the Venus circle? Did the people who made the logo have it backwards?

 
 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 6:58 pm

is it enough to score Cuddy? Ack, no. Damnit.

 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:00 pm

Why is Heintz batting 7th and Buscher 8th?

*honest question*

twayn
twayn replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:02 pm

I'm sure there's a reason that makes sense in Gardy's head. But that's a scary place to go.

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:17 pm

Gardy was filling out his lineup, he was going in alphabetical order in reverse after the Cuddy

G. Jones
C. Heintz
B. Buscher
A. Casilla

 
 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:03 pm

maybe the reason the ump has a big strike zone is because it might rain
http://radar.weather.gov/radar.php?rid=dtx&product=N0R&overlay=11111111&loop=no

brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:05 pm

I wonder if there is a relationship between team records and game length in the last month of seasons? that would be a cool little research paper. Steve Levitt Lite

 
 
twayn
twayn replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:04 pm

Well, time to whip up some dinner. Stir fry tonight, beef and broccoli, and a little chicken fried rice.

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:09 pm

yummy

 
 
Andrew
Andrew replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:11 pm

Time for one of my classic threadjacks:

Who's pumped for the House premier tonight?

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:18 pm

not I

 
Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:27 pm

Nope, sorry.

 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:50 pm

MEMEMEMEMEeeee.

and a Bones warmup exercise.

Andrew
Andrew replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:58 pm

I was hoping you'd show and tell these haters what's up.

brianS
brianS replied on September 26th, 2007 at 12:07 am

both eps were outstanding. The baddy on Bones, in particular. "Babies...they taste like fish. Ewwwww!!!!

 
 
 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:20 pm

random thought: what happened to Tommy Watkins

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:28 pm

so he wont be back for the rest of the year ::(:

 
 
thisisbeth
thisisbeth replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:24 pm

Injury of some sort. Strained oblique, possibly.

 
AMR
AMR replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:29 pm

He got injured and with that went the last remaining sliver of a hope of a chance that the Twins could make the playoffs (because Punto went on to fail miserably at everything* for the next two weeks from that point forward).

*Except for some fielding Jeters at second.

 
E-6
E-6 replied on September 26th, 2007 at 12:37 am

Mandelero's thugs tire-ironed him at the skate-around.

 
 
AMR
AMR replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:32 pm

So I'm watching the game last night with my four year old daughter and the Tigers' rightfielder is up to bat and she looks at his flowing locks and says "Daddy! It's Magglio Ordonez!"

I think that's the first non-Twin she's been able to identify without any prompting.

AMR
AMR replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:39 pm

And now she comes into the room, sees him standing at second and yells out "Magglia Ordonya!"

 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:42 pm

aww cute

E-6
E-6 replied on September 26th, 2007 at 12:39 am

Put a choker on him, and he's Bobby Sherman.

*E-6 shows his age. Goes back to his tapioca and Matlock programs*

brianS
brianS replied on September 26th, 2007 at 9:12 am

Well, Getting Together DID get a lot of play on Tiger Beat, so that makes sense. Homage, perhaps?

 
 
 
 
AMR
AMR replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:38 pm

Dick N Bert's Ballots:
MVP ARod
CY Beckett
MOY Wedge
ROY Delmon/Pedroia (split votes)

Am I the only uneducated fool who thinks that Carsten Charles should be CY?
Am I the only uneducated fool who thinks that Bannister should by ROY?

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:41 pm

Im with ya on Bannister. 12 wins on a Royals pitching staff is pretty darned good. He is also 10th in the Al in ERA

 
Andrew
Andrew replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:47 pm

I got thrown off by Cap'n Cheeseburger's real name. But I do think he should get a good look.

 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:49 pm

No love for scrappy li'l Dustin Pedroia?

He's local boy made good, so I'm all behind him. Plus, pretty solid numbers. 315/380/432 (116 sOPS+).

 
 
Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:44 pm

This game has so captured my attention, that I can just barely: scan future SBG Library items, FTP files to my website, update Quicken, check 4 email accounts, and google some DIY instructions.

Meanwhile, Garza's game goes to the dogs.

 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:45 pm

Tigers' radio guys were hammering Garza for "getting away from his best pitch" and getting hammered because of it. So, what happened?

Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:50 pm

uh, Garza got away from his best pitch, and got hammered for it? Remember, this isn't Dazzle or Gordo, so they may actually be right.

brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:53 pm

I wasn't arguing. Just walked in the house and turned on th' laptop.

Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:58 pm

And I wasn't arguing. Just not really paying attention. Sorry.

brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:15 pm

Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on. Again.

Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:22 pm

Big Boo-TAY! Big Boo-TAY!

(LTEs wont nest below this level)
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:34 pm

Is anybody out there not having a good time?

 
Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:40 pm

Nice to see someone who appreciates the classics.

 
 
 
 
 
New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on September 25th, 2007 at 9:10 pm

this isn’t Dazzle or Gordo, so they may actually be right.

We will remind you of that comment, occasionally. :-)

 
 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 7:57 pm

lots of double plays tonight

 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:07 pm

other-homer.jpg

Homer

Maggilo homer

 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:13 pm

Isn't this game over yet?

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:15 pm

the Twins batters are going as fast as they can captain!

going for shutout #14

 
 
brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:30 pm

Dazz: "but when it makes a mistake, it gets crushed."

Me: "that's the difference between AAA and Major League hitters."

 
Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:32 pm

Tigers have more XBG this game than the Twins all month, it seems.

brianS
brianS replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:35 pm

and this is different from normal how??

Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:37 pm

Nope, no difference. The space/time continuum remains intact.

Blow it up, big guy.

 
 
thisisbeth
thisisbeth replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:38 pm

While it seems that way, the Twins have 11 home runs (Kubel leads with 3), 5 triples, and 33 doubles (Kubel has 8), not counting today's stats.

Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:39 pm

Oh sure, shot down by the voice of reason.

thisisbeth
thisisbeth replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:50 pm

Well, in September the Twins pitchers gave up: 22 home runs, 52 doubles, and 4 triples, not counting today's game. But I didn't really want to know that.

New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on September 25th, 2007 at 9:08 pm

Yikes.

 
 
 
 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on September 25th, 2007 at 8:36 pm

kaboom

Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 25th, 2007 at 9:03 pm

somehow, that half-hearted attempt is apropos for this game. well said, dw

 
 
New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on September 25th, 2007 at 9:03 pm

twinslose.jpg

Oppy, flip that switch. No, the other one. Yeah.

 
StatFreak101
StatFreak101 replied on September 25th, 2007 at 9:09 pm

Number 14, right Ubes?

SBG
SBG replied on September 25th, 2007 at 9:15 pm

I believe that is correct and that it ties the club record.

StatFreak101
StatFreak101 replied on September 25th, 2007 at 9:39 pm

History baby!!!!

Shall we pop the bubbly?

 
 
AMR
AMR replied on September 25th, 2007 at 10:10 pm

???

ubelmann
ubelmann replied on September 25th, 2007 at 10:47 pm

Shutouts. This offense is teh awesome1!11!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
 

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