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If It’s News, It’s News to Us

Feb 29th, 2008 | By twayn | Category: WGOM Headlines

Howard Beale, where are you when we need you? Americans say old media out of touch; turn to Internet as primary news source.



2007-08 Game 57: Minnesota Timberwolves at Cleveland Cavaliers

Feb 29th, 2008 | By GreekHouse | Category: 2007-08 Wolves Game Logs

Yeah, the Wolves are playing Cleveland and possibly the best player in the league tonight, LeBron James.
What I want to talk about is that the Wolves bought out Theo Ratliff, allowing him to (probably) head to Detroit for the rest of the season. Ratliff, of course, came over to Minnesota in the KG trade, [...]



Semi Pro: Is it better than Blades of Glory?

Feb 29th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Continuing the Will Ferrell discussion two weeks later.... Ferrell's ABA flick panned by City Pages.



Burn, Baby, Burn

Feb 29th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

According to a new survey, respondents who are better-informed about global warming “both feel less personally responsible for global warming, and also show less concern for global warming.”



Barry opts to return to Spurs

Feb 29th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Traded by San Antonio to Seattle and immediately released, Barry returns to the Spurs. The NBA needs a new rule. Players that are traded and released should not be able to sign with their former team for the remainder of the season.



Alien on the Loose

Feb 29th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Sam Cassell bought out by Clippers, will he land in Boston?



Cup of Coffee: February 29, 2008

Feb 29th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

Leap day!



WTF

Feb 29th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Timberwolves buy out Theo Ratliff. He intends to sign with Detroit.



Fotheringay - Gypsy Davey

Feb 29th, 2008 | By E-6 | Category: WGOM Videos

Featuring the incomparable Sandy Denny. From German television, 1970.



Not So Much a Contraction, as a Movement

Feb 28th, 2008 | By E-6 | Category: WGOM Headlines

SportsGuy feels the pain - Sonic-style. Talk about the Grapes of Wrath. I'd like 1000 words from frightwig on this matter...



General Signs On

Feb 28th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Bob Knight joins ESPN for Championship Week and NCAA Tournament. I'm thinking he won't be talking about how Team X has their game faces on.



100 More Years

Feb 28th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Nobel Laureate says Iraq War and Occupation has cost the US $3 trillion so far.



The Google is Your Friend

Feb 28th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

S.F. homeless get free phone numbers courtesy of a program sponsored by Google. (h/t Beau)



‘Toine not Traveling with Wolves

Feb 28th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Wittman says it was a passport problem, but he's not likely to be in Cleveland, either. He and the coach mutually agreed that if he wasn't going to play a lot, he won't even be active. The Point? Top Jimmy's continuing assertion that Walker has been a great team player. He [...]



Dude. Seriously. Chill.

Feb 28th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Woman tossed into middle of Hwy. 169 during road-rage.



Just Like Prison…

Feb 28th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

YouTube - Jimmy Kimmel is F@cking Ben Affleck.



Ding dong the…

Feb 28th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Transportation Commissioner Molnau ousted.



Great Moments in Enhanced Gameday History - 28 Feb 2008, inning 1

Feb 28th, 2008 | By Rhubarb_Runner | Category: Enhanced Gameday, Rhubarb_Runner

First pitch of the year, folks -- hope springs eternal!



WaPo Says Wii

Feb 28th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

The Post will get a bitchin' game room. I say good for them. The wii is a lot of fun.



Republicans who broke ranks taste retaliation

Feb 28th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Life as a member of the GOP. Six Republicans voted to override the governor's veto on the transportation bill and had their committee leadership positions stripped. Party before country, or, in this case, state.



Cup of Coffee: February 28, 2008

Feb 28th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

Last day of the month? Bite your tongue!



Roger Miller — England Swings

Feb 28th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Videos

more Roger
*Edit at 4:00PM-ish - I think this is bS' original choice. Threw in Rog and Glen doin' "King of the Road" as a bonus. Couldn't find "Kansas City Star", my fave of his... E-6*

Something you want to see? Call the request line. Did you miss a video or want to watch one again from [...]



Pity Frank Bruni

Feb 27th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

His job sucks. Where do I sign up?



Game 56: Minnesota Timberwolves @ Toronto Raptors

Feb 27th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: 2007-08 Wolves Game Logs

Hey, hey! What a win last night for our hometown five. The T-Wolves, after a pretty crappy eight game stretch, beat a very good Utah team last night. No rest for the weary, though, as they head to the land of the Strong Dollar, Toronto. Seriously, the Canadian Dollar costs Americans [...]



Sounds Familiar

Feb 27th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: WGOM Headlines

Where have I heard this before?



This is the Last Goodbye.

Feb 27th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Author, conservative commentator William F. Buckley Jr. dies at 82.



Stick a Stake in Salisbury

Feb 27th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Former Vikings in, out of ESPN plans.



Islanders send Simon to Wild

Feb 27th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

A controversial deal to be sure, but I post for this line: "Snow said Satan was never asked to waive the no-trade clause in his contract." I wouldn't ask him, either. (h/t Beau)



ND Oil Industry Heating Up

Feb 27th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

There aren't any people out in the western part of ND, but there's plenty of Texas Tea. (h/t davidwatts)



Top Jimmy Pukes out a Column on Punto

Feb 27th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

He writes how great a guy Punto is and about how heroic he was to play through an injury last year. I wish the SOB would have sat and healed for a month.



Cup of Coffee: February 27, 2008

Feb 27th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

Grab a cup and sit down for a while. We've been waiting.



Son Volt - Catching On

Feb 27th, 2008 | By E-6 | Category: WGOM Videos

The other half of Uncle Tupelo. Austin City Limits, 1996. From the excellent LP Trace. The mighty Tupelo doing an acoustic version of "Whiskey Bottle", Indianapolis, 1992.
Well, I can't forget the sound because it's here to stay
The sound of people chasing money
and money
getting away
One final UT curio: their last song, Columbia, [...]



Film Junkies Take Notice

Feb 26th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Open Culture says the best place on the web for film junkies is Greencine.com Be sure to check out the blog.



Game 55: Utah Jazz @ Minnesota Timberwolves

Feb 26th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: 2007-08 Wolves Game Logs

Division leading Utah comes to town tonight to face a suddenly cold Timberwolves team that's dropped seven of eight, including six of their last seven at home. After a five win January that raised the spirits of their long suffering fans, the Wolves are staring at their third two win month of the now [...]



I Got Yer Inconvenient Truth Right Here

Feb 26th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

To Hell with global warming. I find this much more disturbing. A little less than five per cent of all Danish boys are, for example, born with hypospadias, where the opening of the urethra is on the underside of the penis.
Nearly 5 percent? Are you freakin' kidding me? If this were happening in the U.S., [...]



Speaking of Aliens

Feb 26th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Cassell says buyout discussions with Clippers ongoing.



Yao-ouch

Feb 26th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Reports: Yao done for season with stress fracture in left foot. Houston has been playing lights out -- undefeated in February.



Bertinelli on Van Halen: I cheated, too.

Feb 26th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

And you all thought David Lee Roth was the problem



Liriano Gets Visa

Feb 26th, 2008 | By Andrew | Category: WGOM Headlines

Fransisco Liriano has been cleared to head to camp.



Van Driver’s Real Identity Discovered

Feb 26th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

The driver who crashed a van into a school bus killing four children has been identified. She is a Guatemalan National and an undocumented alien. What I found curious were absolute statements that she was an illegal before anybody even knew who she was. Um, how can you be sure? It [...]



Cup of Coffee: February 26, 2008

Feb 26th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

No cream or sugar, thanks.



Vikings Turn a Seven into a Six

Feb 26th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Troy Williamson to go to Jaguars. He was the seventh overall pick, now he's going to Jacksonville for a sixth round pick. It seems like a miracle that he brought anything at all.



The Case For a Punto/Harris Defense/Offense Platoon

Feb 26th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

My organization here is a bit funny. I wanted to start by explaining how I get Harris as 20 runs better than Punto on offense over 150 games, and how I get Punto as 20 runs better than Harris on defense over 150 games, but it turned out to be perhaps the most unreadable [...]



Celebrity Impressions

Feb 26th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Videos

Name that artist!

audio only, with slide show

one more for the heck of it

Something you want to see? Call the request line. Did you miss a video or want to watch one again from a while back? Click here for the SBG Music Archive.



Jon Heyman is a Dink

Feb 25th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Rips "VORPies" and gets the treatment from FJM.



Pranksters invade Starbucks with desktop computers

Feb 25th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

I love some of the stuff these guys from Improv Everywhere have done.



Putting the “Devil” Back in Tampa Bay Rays?

Feb 25th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Rays admit to internal discussions about signing Barry Bonds.



Unsafe at Any Speed

Feb 25th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Nader announces candidacy for President, denies his role in ruining America.



Drive Car, Save the Planet

Feb 25th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

Some scientists clearly have too much time on their hands. Walking is worse for the planet than driving your car.



Tiger Completely Dominates WGC Events

Feb 25th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

If you are like me, it's a disappointment when he doesn't win.



McKinnie Arrested after Miami Fight

Feb 25th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Nice.



My Lineup

Feb 25th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

It's still too early to do this, because we still have a month for players to get injured, but I'm impatient.
Position Players
C - Mauer
1B - Morneau
Neither of those positions are in question provided that those guys stay healthy.
2B - Harris/Punto
These two guys are complementary players and I really hope that Gardy is willing to mix [...]



Cup of Coffee: February 25, 2008

Feb 25th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

Tell me why, I don't like Mondays.



Rahsaan Roland Kirk

Feb 25th, 2008 | By frightwig | Category: WGOM Videos, frightwig

Live at Ronnie Scott's, 1966. Will edit to add/change later.



Spring Training in Blog, Part II: The Envelope, Please

Feb 24th, 2008 | By Big Mak | Category: Big Mak, Charting the Competition, Guest Writers, Preview in Blog

The Academy Awards are tonight, so here's an Oscar themed Preview in Blog.



Notes from the Ditch

Feb 24th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: Notes from the Ditch

Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last ditch stand of the artist. -- Marshall McLuhan
Well, friends, it's been one of those weeks that I won't soon forget.
As you know, Lucy and I lost our baby this week, or more accurately, we found out this week [...]



Cat Power - Lived in Bars

Feb 24th, 2008 | By frightwig | Category: WGOM Videos, frightwig

From Later with Jools Holland, 2006.
I chose this because it's an excellent live performance, but the video for the single is also really easy on the eyes.



Cup of Coffee: February 23-24, 2008

Feb 23rd, 2008 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

It's kind of a dead spot in the sports season right now, but man, the NBA promises to be exciting come playoff time.



Dream Theater - 6:00

Feb 23rd, 2008 | By E-6 | Category: WGOM Videos

At Rhu-Ru's request, the "Progressive Metal" band live in Japan.
*Vid no longer available. Here's the same tune, also in Japan. Not sure if it's the same gig, er what*
Something you want to see? Call the request line. Did you miss a video or want to watch one again from a while back? [...]



School Teaches Boys to Love and Respect Women

Feb 22nd, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

As long as they're barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. Perhaps they were concerned the boys would try to rape the ref or summat?



I See No Dispute Here

Feb 22nd, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, Stupid Stuff, ubelmann

A brief summary of recent events:
1) Carl Crawford tells St. Petersburg Times reporters that he's glad Delmon Young and Elijah Dukes are gone because they caused distractions and made it difficult for him to focus on playing baseball:
"I just feel like it's going to be a little more peaceful this year," Crawford said. "I [...]



Start looking for an exit strategy, Hillary

Feb 22nd, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

When the NY Times starts criticizing her management, you know she's probably nearing the end.



You’re Not IT

Feb 22nd, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

The NE Pats do not franchise tag Randy Moss. I hope Moss re-signs with NE, because I think he can win there. This will be interesting.



Cup of Coffee: February 22, 2008

Feb 22nd, 2008 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

I cannot tell a lie. George Washington was born 276 years ago today.



Benny Goodman — Sing Sing Sing

Feb 22nd, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Videos

Bene, Benny. thanks to davidwatts. from the film Hollywood Hotel in 1937. Gene Krupa on the drums.

According to this piece, this song played an important role in the emergence of "hot jazz" and the Swing Era. I'm no jazz historian. 'wig, you got any commentary?
Here is a link to the All Things Considered story [...]



I’ve Got Yer Piranhas Right Here!

Feb 21st, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, Minnesota Twins, On the Farm, ubelmann

I was looking through some of baseball-reference.com's minor league numbers today and noticed that Twins' farmhand Jonathan Goncalves hit .238/.351/.291 in CF for the DSL Twins. I thought, hmmm, that's odd, a Twins' farmhand who walks a lot. (Yes, this is a broad and possibly unfair statement, whatever.)
Then I looked at how the [...]



Mathematicians Use Poisson Distribution to Get Chicks

Feb 21st, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

This is perhaps the lamest excuse for a "science" article I've seen in years. Dude uses a poisson model to "predict" no-hitters and cycles. Check out the links too!



SBG May Actually Be a 14-year old Girl

Feb 21st, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

Gurls rool the web



2007-08 Game 53: San Antonio Spurs @ Minnesota Timberwolves

Feb 21st, 2008 | By SBG | Category: 2007-08 Wolves Game Logs

Old number 21 is coming to town, except this guy isn't the #21 we're used to see play night after night in Minneapolis, this is the guy we've seen collect four rings over the last 10 or so years.
There's a lot to like about Tim Duncan's game, and saying that is almost damning him with [...]



Report: Ben Wallace, Wally World to Join the Cleveland LeBrons

Feb 21st, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: WGOM Headlines

In: Ben Wallace, Joe Smith, Wally Szczerbiak, Delonte West, Bulls '09 2nd-rd pick
Out: Larry Hughes, Drew Gooden, Cedric Simmons, Shannon Brown, Ira Newble, Donyell Marshall



Report: Gerald Green Traded to Houston

Feb 21st, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Wolves get Kirk Snyder, 2nd Round Pick. Snyder has played 5 minutes in 2008.



Now If They’ll Only Stop Kicking Puppies

Feb 21st, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

NFL: Churches can show Super Bowl telecast.



Report: Sampson won’t coach another game at IU

Feb 21st, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

So, that worked out well.



A Match Made in Heaven

Feb 21st, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Gary Sheffield is in a dispute with Scott Boras.



My Next Career

Feb 21st, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

All work and no play makes Scott Kerkmans hammered.



Cup of Coffee: February 21, 2008

Feb 21st, 2008 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

Beans.



Anita O’Day - Sweet Georgia Brown & Tea For Two

Feb 21st, 2008 | By frightwig | Category: WGOM Videos, frightwig

Newport Jazz Festival, 1958. From the film, Jazz on a Summer's Day.
Her sense of time, phrasing and modulation, and the way she works the microphone, is on fantastic display here. A classic performance, and the audience shots are about as priceless.



John McCain Did Not Have Sex with That Woman

Feb 20th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Ms. Iseman.



Clinton’s Blueprint

Feb 20th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

As discussed here earlier today, here is Clinton's (new) Blueprint.



Juan Gonzales in St. Louis

Feb 20th, 2008 | By Andrew | Category: WGOM Headlines

Yeah, this won't end poorly at all.



Court upholds man’s conviction who had relations with dead deer

Feb 20th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

I hope everyone has finished lunch.
Yikes!



Maureen Dowd Needs a Fact Checker

Feb 20th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

I am outraged. Since when is Blue Moon an imported beer?
Just another media attempt to smear Hillary. It's a conspiracy, I tell you.



Cup of Coffee: February 20, 2008

Feb 20th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: Cup of Coffee

In less than six weeks, we'll be watching MLB for real. Remember that while you brave the cold.



Queens of the Stone Age - Feel Good Hit of the Summer

Feb 20th, 2008 | By E-6 | Category: WGOM Videos

Because some of the younger citizens wondered where the "heavy modern rock" was. Rated M for (major-league) glorification of drugs. Sydney, Australia, 2003. (Padre, you'll wanna skip this one.)

(This was in the queue before I noticed that Kyle had requested Kyuss, featuring a young Josh Homme -- the QOTSA frontman -- on guitar. 1995. "Supa [...]



ESPN just won’t let this FotF thing go away

Feb 19th, 2008 | By Rhubarb_Runner | Category: Rhubarb_Runner

From the ESPN story titled "Twins not deflated despite the losses of Hunter and Santana" -
In the span of less than two months, the Twins lost arguably their best player and inarguably their best leader when Torii Hunter bolted via free agency and signed with the Los Angeles Angels...
I'll take that argument.



But Did They Have Paparazzi?

Feb 19th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

Anthropologist argues ancient Egyptians had brand-name products



Damn

Feb 19th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: Personal

When Lucy told me a while back that she was pregnant again, my first reaction was, man, I have a lot of work to do. I need to clear my office out of that last bedroom, move BabySBG's stuff into the guest room and move the guest room down into what was the office. [...]



A Nation of Dunces?

Feb 19th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

For Will: My takeaway from reading the comments at the Strib Baseball Blogs mirrors this new book.



T-Wolves Half Pole

Feb 19th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: Minnesota Timberwolves

Better late than never, right? GreekHouse and I had a conversation about the Wolves via e-mail regarding the Wolves first half of the season. Then, we scrapped it when they started to play better and started over. By the time we got this done, they stopped playing better. Heh. Anyway, [...]