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Cup of Coffee: February 16-17, 2008

Posted by SBG on Saturday, February 16th, 2008 at 6:36 am

The weekend grind is the best kind.


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SBG
SBG replied on February 16th, 2008 at 6:39 am

Whiffers -- Check out your safari browser. It is available for Windows, so I downloaded it and was able to fix the text color problem by changing one line of code. :)

Whiffers
Whiffers replied on February 16th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

Looks fantastic on my home computer and phone. Thanks for fixing it!

 
 
SBG
SBG replied on February 16th, 2008 at 6:41 am

Attention Citizens!

I need someone with some AJAX smarts to help me. I desperately want to add a polling feature to my site and I have a nifty plugin, but the AJAX is not working. Can anyone help me?

 
SBG
SBG replied on February 16th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

The page is a little screwed up, but I'm making some changes that should look good when I'm done. For now, it's off on a family junket.

 
New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on February 16th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

Bartlett, M11 in the best list; Cap'n O. left wanting in
SAFE (spatial aggregate fielding evaluation) rankings.

Big Mak
Big Mak replied on February 16th, 2008 at 5:33 pm

I read that this afternoon, I loved the opening line.

Hit 'em where they ain't is ancient advice to baseball batters. Now statistics explain why it works.

Now, Big Mak will explain, without statistics, why "Hit 'em where they ain't" works.

Because, then they can't catch it as easily.

New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on February 16th, 2008 at 5:44 pm

Exactly. The trick as an infielder is to reduce one's ain't coefficient (AC). A quantum-capable dodger would be ideal.

Big Mak
Big Mak replied on February 16th, 2008 at 5:59 pm

Schroedinger's Shortstop?

New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on February 16th, 2008 at 6:12 pm

The problem isn't in fielding the infinite number of possible ground balls that could be hit, it's in figuring out which of the infinite number of first basemen to throw it to.

Big Mak
Big Mak replied on February 16th, 2008 at 6:34 pm

And then, once the first baseman has the ball, it turns out the umpire's been paralyzed by the Uncertainty Principle.

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New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on February 16th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

Or the play was ruled incomplete by Gödel.

 
 
New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on February 16th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

+10, pally!

 
E-6
E-6 replied on February 16th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

Kant touch you cats. That was a query.

 
 
 
Moss replied on February 16th, 2008 at 6:32 pm

Schroedinger wouldn't have known whether the ball was in the glove or not without looking. Kind of like Luis Rivas, Juan Castro or Tony Batista.

Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on February 16th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

Aw, over ½ of Batista's missed grounders actually quantum-tunnelled through his glove.

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brianS
brianS replied on February 16th, 2008 at 9:58 pm

the problem is, once Rivas/Castro/Batista determined where the ball was, they couldn't know where it was going. And if they knew where it was going, they wouldn't know where it was.

I think. I'm uncertain about that.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Jeff A
Jeff A replied on February 16th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

This winter, I've been going to mlb.com and listening to broadcasts of last year's Twins games. I'm listening to the game from July 21, and just heard Joe Mauer hit an inside the park home run, which I had completely forgotten about.

I can't wait until the season starts.

brianS
brianS replied on February 16th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

You shoulda been doing game logs, JeffA!!

 
 
brianS
brianS replied on February 16th, 2008 at 9:56 pm

How many different cups of coffee are you offering these days, Boss? Yer getting to be like Starbucks.

I liked the one with the beans sprawled.

SBG
SBG replied on February 17th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

I've got a change coming in the CoC. Maybe next weekend I'll roll it out.

 
 
ubelmann
ubelmann replied on February 17th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

There is one way to guarantee a sunny day in Seattle: get a hangover. I swear it works every time.

New Guy
New Guy replied on February 17th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

This weather truly is glorious.

 
 
Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on February 17th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

Hey SBG -- I think the "author" line is no longer appearing at the top of the posts anymore.

SBG
SBG replied on February 17th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

Yeah, you are right. I had a huge SNAFU this weekend and had to revert back to an old version.

Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on February 17th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

I do like the smaller font. Now ubelmann can get Gleeman-length with his anaylsis, and still could fit nicely on a page.

btw, another mail in your box...

E-6
E-6 replied on February 17th, 2008 at 9:56 pm

Here's a vote for the larger font. Your demographic, as it were, will suffer. Or maybe it's just me...

(bifocals)

SBG
SBG replied on February 17th, 2008 at 9:58 pm

I vote for the larger font, although I personally can see the smaller font quite easily. I'm still w/o glasses at age of 43 and have the 20/20 going.

E-6
E-6 replied on February 17th, 2008 at 10:01 pm

You are a lucky man.

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brianS
brianS replied on February 17th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

it's all those years of sniffin' glue paint, E-6.

I'm on the downhill side of 44 and the font looks just fine to me. 'course I still have better than 20/20. :-)

 
E-6
E-6 replied on February 17th, 2008 at 11:20 pm

It's either that or genetics, doc.

(And for the record, I'm not sporting bifocals. Yet.)

 
brianS
brianS replied on February 17th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

Listening to the Doors is like eating carrots, E-6. I recommend it highly.

 
E-6
E-6 replied on February 17th, 2008 at 11:52 pm

As Etta James once sang, "I'd Rather Go Blind". Or in the case of Morrison and crew, maybe I'd rather go deaf...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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