Celebrity Impressions

In Response to Cup of Coffee: March 18, 2010,

Andrew wrote: It went a little something like this: Me: What do I call you? Are you the girl I'm seeing or my girlfriend or what? Her: I'm your … Alright then.

Milt on Tilt wrote: Great news! MLB 10 The Show showed me the future. Thome is going to hit 41 HRs this season, Joe proves the power isn't a fluke, hitting 30 of his own, and the Twins…

nibbish wrote: "while not also giving the labor union leaders an … that's where I'm guessing roughly 85% of the problem currently lies.

spookymilk wrote: There was...sorry, man. I should've posted a link once more this morning.

Rhubarb_Runner wrote: We're lucky enough to have my parents visiting us for a week. My mom is picking against the East Coast team in all games. Well, at least she has a strategy.

nibbish wrote: Well... right. Still made me nostalgic.

Moss wrote: Was there WGomer pool? Moss was out of town for a few days...too late now.

Moss wrote: Wow, talk about laying the bait! Silly SBG...Calipari always leaves the scandal in HIS wake! He always gets out ahead.

Milt on Tilt wrote: Hooray for liquid courage!

Milt on Tilt wrote: You mean Final Four Three?

In Response to Nightmares at WGOMville,

DK wrote: I don't believe Cabrera's .310 wOBA and -15.3 UZR does much to get anybody in the playoffs.

nibbish wrote: If the Twins ever truly disgusted me to the point of no longer maintaining interest in them, I don't know if I could ever really get into another team. They'd eventually play the Twins, and…

Milt on Tilt wrote: It wasn't a barn burning move, but it wasn't bad either and it showed he wasn't willing to sit on his hands. And it did just enough to get into the playoffs, did it…

nibbish wrote: I'd boo Bueheurleigh until he cried.

DK wrote: Trading for Cabrera was not that great.

thisisbeth wrote: I think most of my booing has been in regards to poor calls by officials (which is purely subjective). I'm sure there were other random cases in there, but I have made it a…

Milt on Tilt wrote: My love is of baseball. I just happened to grow up a Twins fan due to proximity. I've not been a fan of the 'Twins Way' in past years, but I gotta say, I love…

punmanbowler wrote: In that scenario, absolultely would I boo him. Screw him for taking the same money for the Yankees. The Yankees are the devil and anyone who voluntarily goes to them deserves much ……

nibbish wrote: I've got to agree, my love of the Twins is a lot more than my love of one player.

Andrew wrote: I love Kung Fu Panda. You know what the hardest part of the Wuxi Finger Hold is? Cleaning up afterwards. Skadoosh.

In Response to Cup of Coffee: March 17, 2010,

Moss wrote: The old "you can't have your coke and snort it too" … can't get a conviction on a … test...and is possession of any amount of coke a felony??

hungry joe wrote: tell me about it...

brianS wrote: It is hard to consume if you do not possess.

Jeff A wrote: The people we tried to give a break to came forward and sought help, too--after they got caught. They also didn't try to deny or place blame somewhere else--that's partly why we were inclined…

SBG wrote: What are you talking about? You can't get pregnant the first …