Minor Procedure?

Not in my book.

8 comments to Minor Procedure?

  • It hurt to read that. Jim Souhan thinks he's making it up.

  • umm, he's had the problem "reduced manually"?? Do the Cubs hold training camp at the Chicken Ranch?

  • First you've got Cubs fans calling him Corey Patterson without the power and now this. Hang in there Pie (haha).

  • Two friends of mine were eating at a McDonalds one night when one of my friends got a phonecall. Apparently his friend had the torsion and had just gotten out of surgery, very happy that he got to keep the boys. My friend had to explain to the two of us what it was... we all walked around very carefully without any sudden movements for the rest of the night.

  • Hmm, can't be much worse than when I got my vasectomy. I think my doctor was a former Turkish prison guard. My wife was with me, and he insisted on showing her everything he was doing, even pulling things out of the bag to show her, so to speak. When I told him that I could feel what he was doing and it was very uncomfortable, he told me that was impossible because of the novocaine. But it wasn't.

    • After the doctor was, uh, half done with my vasectomy and starting on the home stretch, it was noticably more uncomfortable and I asked him to give me another hit of novocaine. Things continued nicely after that.

      • My adventure was all post-snippage. I was one of the lucky X percent who get the "nobody ever has complications" complications. Luckily, mine cleared up with antibiotics. Or maybe the jinn just decided he was tired of squeezing my balls.