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It’s a lovely day

Posted by brianS on Monday, March 31st, 2008 at 8:00 am

Opening day. It's all good.

"It was a warm day in August when history was made,
And the fans in the boxes were looking for shade.
The bases were loaded, it was the last inning.
From the sound of the crowd, you knew we weren't winning.

When out of the dugout came No. 3,
The last hope for the Twins it was sure to be.
Now legend tells of Casey at the bat,
But today it was the Killer who tipped his hat.

Cursing and swearing came from the stands,
When Harmon was waved back by Rigney's hand.
An astonishing look came over the Brew's face,
When Rigney said, 'Manuel is taking your place.'

A disbelieving look as he turned around,
Placed his bat in the rack without a sound.
Then from the bench came No. 9,
Who'd been warming the pine for a long, long time.

As he stepped from the dugout came a yell from the stands,
'You can't hit Manuel, the Killer's our man.'
Never before in history had they pinch hit for the Brew,
Especially with some hillbilly hitting .182.

This was a mockery, a dirty rotten shame,
To pinch hit for a man who's a sure Hall of Fame.
But Charlie heard not a word as he strode to the plate.
He only noticed the crowd's eyes; they were filled with hate.

'God, help me this one time,' kept going through his mind.
'If I ever get a hit, let it be this time.'
Jim Palmer looked in and thought, 'This should be a cinch,
I'll throw three by this rider of the bench.'

Down came the ball with a little white glare,
As Manuel stood watching for he knew it was there.
'Strike one,' came the call from the man in blue,
And four pitches later it was 3 and 2.

Now everything rode on the very last pitch.
Would Charlie stay a poor boy or would he suddenly be rich?
The crack of the bat and a long drive to right,
The back of Blair's uniform is the only thing in sight.

The roar from the stands gave a deafening scream...
Then Charlie fell out of bed, it was only a dream."
--Charlie Manuel, My Most Memorable Day


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SBG
SBG replied on March 31st, 2008 at 9:32 am

That is great!

 
E-6
E-6 replied on March 31st, 2008 at 10:33 am

Did "Cornbread" really write that?

brianS
brianS replied on March 31st, 2008 at 11:22 am

I found it at this Baseball Almanac page of baseball poetry and songs.

E-6
E-6 replied on March 31st, 2008 at 11:37 am

Cool. It's bookmarked.

 
 
 
Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on March 31st, 2008 at 10:41 am

Hah - love it!

 
Jeff A
Jeff A replied on March 31st, 2008 at 11:10 am

The video is great, too.

 

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