Laugh all you want, come 2010 we might all be watching games at The LOL

April 1st, 2008 by CarterHayes


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Lately the baseball world has been abuzz with excitement. Opening Day is always like that (even the third time around), but it's not every year that a new baseball-only ballpark opens in Washington D.C. (I think Keith Olbermann said something on his show the other night about it being 97 years). We're still a few years off from the Twins opening the new ballpark downtown, but the return of "spring" baseball in Minnesota certainly brought the future open-air park to the fore of many fans' minds. While we know that the stadium is coming, we don't know what it will be called. However, I think I have an inkling as to what that name might be.

Very early Tuesday morning I was avoiding coursework and shoveling out from the 400+ new posts in my Google Reader. As I skimmed through my baseball feeds I came across this post on Twins Ballpark 2010 which, in part, re-opened speculation about the naming rights for the new ballpark. That post got me poking around on the web, checking out the domain availability of my favorite potential names for the new place. Lo and behold, I came across the following nugget: the top-level domains www.landolakespark.com and www.landolakesfield.com have been purchased by the Minnesota Twins. According to my WHOIS searches (see graphics below), club itself is the Registrant and the technical contact given for the domain is John Avenson, the Twins' Vice President of Technology.

Land O' Lakes Park

Land O'Lakes Field

Furthermore, this article in the Minneapolis-St. Paul Business Journal from a while back reported (direct from Twins VP of Business Relations Laura Day's mouth) that the Twins were "conducting high-level discussions with a multitude of Minnesota legacy companies," which probably doesn't come as a shock to many. However, the Biz-Journal further reported that Day "believes she is already in talks with the company that will be the team's naming-rights partner, though she won't disclose any company names." According to the article, the Twins appear to be going with one major corporate sponsor, which will buy the ballpark's naming rights, and a minimum of four other partners who will purchase sponsorship of other areas within the ballpark.

Now, before we write off Land O' Lakes as being too small an entity to purchase the naming rights to a pro sports venue, the Repository of Knowledge says Land O Lakes exceeded $6 billion in annual sales in 2003 (latest data given) and is one of the largest butter and cheese producers in the country. I've seen their butter out in California ("happy cows" be damned) and friends in Denver and New York City buy it as well. So presumably it's a pretty well-recognized national brand, even if it's not one of the very biggest companies based in Minnesota.

From there it's pretty easy to draw conclusions, although of course, this is all just speculation at this point. Couple Laura Day's statements with the Twins' purchase of these domains and Land O Lakes' national presence, and it makes a pretty compelling argument. Personally, "Land O Lakes Park" or "Land O Lakes Field" has a sweeter ring to it than just about any of the other ballparks out there with a corporate logo plastered over the main gate. Of course, the purchase of the domain name doesn't mean that any deal is final. But if the new stadium is called the LOL, remember, you heard it here first.

UPDATE:

Philly Twins Fan, a reader of the WGOM, emailed us today with the following information, which I think makes the case for Land O' Lakes as a corporate naming rights sponsor all the more compelling. He's graciously allowed me to reprint his findings: Here's the bulk of his email:

I read your note on Land O' Lakes Park and found it interesting. I wondered about the relative size of Land O' Lakes compared to other naming rights buyers. So I copied a list of naming rights holders into a spreadsheet and, for all MLB clubs, plus other Twin City venues, found the most recent annual revenues for each of them and compared them to LOL revenues, which for the most recent year I could find was 7.274 Billion.

I have attached the spreadsheet for your info. The conclusion is that LOL is not small in the realm on naming rights holders. Smaller holders include Petco ($1.167B), McAfee ($1.308B), Comerica Park ($3.703B), US Cellular ($3.946B), Great American Ballpark ($4.503B), PNC Park ($6.166B), and Safeco Field( ($6.265). Of course, LOL would be third out of three in the Twin Cities, with Target and Xcel being larger in terms of annual revenue.

As an aside some holders gained their rights by acquiring the original holder, eg BankOne was bought by Chase, which later merged into JP Morgan. In these cases, the revenue figure is for the entire merged company. Also, some of the holders are subsidiaries or divisions of larger companies - eg Minute Maid is a division of Coca-Cola and Citizens Bank is owned by Royal Bank of Scotland.. In both cases, the revenue figure represents the larger parent company. Also, this is a quick and dirty research project, so all amount may not be most recent available.

Just thought you might be interested.

Thanks so much to Philly Twins Fan for his fact-checking work and great contribution to the discussion!



Comments Feed36 Letters to the Editor

Dread Pirate Will Young replied on April 1, 2008 at 2:11:39 pm

That's some damn good police-work. As a kid, it took me years to connect the dots and realize that the Target Center was named for the Target stores. I feel that the LOL could have the same effect. It would generate revenue without sounding ridiculous.

 
brianS replied on April 1, 2008 at 2:33:38 pm

Will we nickname LOL Park "The Schmeer"??

SBG replied on April 1, 2008 at 2:55:40 pm

No, but when the Twins win in a blowout, it'll be known as a ROFLMAO.

Kris replied on April 1, 2008 at 3:03:24 pm

And when they choke, it'll be a LOLWUT.

It's too bad WLOL isn't around anymore.

Beau replied on April 1, 2008 at 4:09:29 pm

Wasn't that 100.3? Good station

 
 
 
 
Dread Pirate Will Young replied on April 1, 2008 at 2:36:13 pm

Just sleuthing around on my own, I found a guy from Blaine who tried to squat. I've found 4 different domains that he registered that could have conceivably become the name of the new park.

 
AMR replied on April 1, 2008 at 2:39:21 pm

Yes, way freaking better than Best Buy or 3M or Medtronic or NWA or Wells-Fargo.
Or UnitedHealth or Travelers or Supervalu or Ameriprise.
Or Cargill or Petters or Schwan's or US Bancorp or Trivent or Ecolab.
Or Imation.

(Repository tells me biggest MN companies)

General Mills, Hormel, and Holiday would also be acceptable.
Polaris and Valspar might be okay.
(Valspar just because of the building by the Dome.)

Pohlad Companies would be good, too...
Did you know they own B96 (radio station?)

brianS replied on April 1, 2008 at 3:34:36 pm

I like the Hormel idea.

"The Spam Can"

Wrangler Field

Dinty Moore Park

CarterHayes replied on April 1, 2008 at 5:14:27 pm

"Blizzard Park" would have been pretty appropriate yesterday, and I guess in August, too. "The Dilly Bar" would be a cool name for an in-park restaurant.

 
davidwatts replied on April 1, 2008 at 6:43:43 pm

everyone can be in the Hormel Hot Dog Row of Fame

 
 
CarterHayes replied on April 1, 2008 at 5:18:32 pm

I think the Valspar building will be one of the things I miss most about going to a game once the new park opens. As a kid I absolutely loved the paint scheme, and even now I smile every time I drive by.

 
socaltwinsfan replied on April 1, 2008 at 5:25:25 pm

I always liked General Mills so we could call it the Big G. LOL works well, though.

 
 
Rhubarb_Runner replied on April 1, 2008 at 2:48:45 pm

Land O' Lakes proudly eaten in Missouri and Omaha as well.

I'm thinking that Land O' Lakes Field would be a nice shout-out to MN's hardworking farmers.

 
SBG replied on April 1, 2008 at 2:56:39 pm

A tip of the cap to citizen CarterHayes for this one. That's some interesting stuff.

 
AMR replied on April 1, 2008 at 3:05:15 pm

Can we get cheerleaders? Can we call them the LOL Cats?

Dread Pirate Will Young replied on April 1, 2008 at 3:06:52 pm

And we can bring Alexi Casilla back up from the minors so Gardy can call him a LOLlygagger.

 
New Guy replied on April 1, 2008 at 6:54:28 pm

Land o Lakes cheerleaders could potentially be very interesting. The company has been known for its sexual suggestiveness in the past.

 
 
ubelmann replied on April 1, 2008 at 3:16:04 pm

This post is awesome.

 
Andrew replied on April 1, 2008 at 3:39:59 pm

Polhad doesn't seem like the kind of guy to LOL. Maybe LTQM LQTM, but not LOL.

AMR replied on April 1, 2008 at 3:57:46 pm

LTQM?
Laughing to Quiet Myself?

Andrew replied on April 1, 2008 at 4:15:52 pm

Dang, screwed that up. Good catch.

 
 
 
Andrew replied on April 1, 2008 at 4:13:24 pm

Sorry boys, it had to be done...

LOLPark

/Click for bigger

Andrew replied on April 1, 2008 at 4:24:44 pm

I should mention that the original picture came from Third Base Line.

brianS replied on April 1, 2008 at 5:19:08 pm

it needs a kitten

 
 
 
GreekHouse replied on April 1, 2008 at 6:35:39 pm

How about "I can't believe it's not butter Field"? Anyone?

 
Moss replied on April 1, 2008 at 7:03:18 pm

Moss is still hoping the Twins trade for Fukudome of the Cubs, then in an act of largesse, name the new park after him.

Fukudome Field.

GreekHouse replied on April 1, 2008 at 8:04:26 pm

LOL!!! Awesome!

 
 
bjhess replied on April 2, 2008 at 7:54:12 am

Further FYI, this domain was registered on Feb 14, 2008. Happy Valentine's Day Twinkies!

 
CarterHayes replied on April 2, 2008 at 1:12:03 pm

UPDATE:

Philly Twins Fan, a reader of the WGOM, emailed me around noon with the following information, which I think makes the case for Land O' Lakes as a corporate naming rights sponsor all the more compelling. He's graciously allowed me to reprint his findings: Here's the bulk of his email:

I read your note on Land O' Lakes Park and found it interesting. I wondered about the relative size of Land O' Lakes compared to other naming rights buyers. So I copied a list of naming rights holders into a spreadsheet and, for all MLB clubs, plus other Twin City venues, found the most recent annual revenues for each of them and compared them to LOL revenues, which for the most recent year I could find was 7.274 Billion.

I have attached the spreadsheet for your info. The conclusion is that LOL is not small in the realm on naming rights holders. Smaller holders include Petco ($1.167B), McAfee ($1.308B), Comerica Park ($3.703B), US Cellular ($3.946B), Great American Ballpark ($4.503B), PNC Park ($6.166B), and Safeco Field( ($6.265). Of course, LOL would be third out of three in the Twin Cities, with Target and Xcel being larger in terms of annual revenue.

As an aside some holders gained their rights by acquiring the original holder, eg BankOne was bought by Chase, which later merged into JP Morgan. In these cases, the revenue figure is for the entire merged company. Also, some of the holders are subsidiaries or divisions of larger companies - eg Minute Maid is a division of Coca-Cola and Citizens Bank is owned by Royal Bank of Scotland.. In both cases, the revenue figure represents the larger parent company. Also, this is a quick and dirty research project, so all amount may not be most recent available.

Just thought you might be interested.

I wish there was some way of posting the spreadsheet he sent me. It has information on the status of naming rights for over 200 sports venues across the country. If anyone in the Nation is interested in a copy, email me at my SBG mail account and I'll forward you a copy.

Thanks so much to Philly Twins Fan for his fact-checking work and great contribution to the discussion!

SBG replied on April 2, 2008 at 1:22:29 pm

CH: E-mail me a copy of the SS and I'll get it uploaded.

SBG replied on April 2, 2008 at 1:29:14 pm

Never mind. I see I have it. I'll upload this tonight.

 
 
 
by jiminy replied on April 3, 2008 at 9:26:20 am

Wow, I am so impressed and grateful that you dug this up!

Also happy that the only tolerable corporate name is the one they seem to be leaning toward. (How doubly crushing would it be if they do something else?)

I could also live with Hormel, just to mock it. Pork Park. The Can. More Hell Field. The Hor house.

And then there's all the Hormel themed nicknames for players: Sloppy Joe (or Not-So-Sloppy-Joe).

Saag's Sausages has a lot of possibilities; those hitters' sausages were really sagging last night.

Valley Fresh Chunk Meats sounds ripe with possibility too; in fact I think the offense blew Valley Fresh Chunks last night.

Seriously, though, Land O Lakes Field would make me smile; since the phrase already exists outside a commercial context it would just make you think of our great outdoors, a great association for an outdoor stadium.

by jiminy replied on April 3, 2008 at 9:34:38 am

"So long, honey! I'm heading down to the Hor' house to watch the ball game."

 
E-6 replied on April 3, 2008 at 9:53:42 am

Funny stuff, bj. Keep it coming.

 
 
freealonzo replied on April 4, 2008 at 8:14:16 am

Kevin Smith of the Twins weighed in on this issue over at Twins Ballpark 2010. Here's what he said:

Hi, all - As the executive director of public affairs for the Twins, I love the discussion, speculation and interest in our new ballpark. Just know that we do NOT have a naming rights deal in place with Land O' Lakes or any other company out there. Look for that by the end of 2008. In the meantime, have fun around the water cooler percolating your thoughts!

SBG replied on April 4, 2008 at 8:52:26 am

FOX9 has uncovered some other domains that the Twins have registered, as well. There will be a followup post to this one coming soon.

 
 

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