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Game 44: Rangers vs. Twins

Posted by ubelmann on Monday, May 19th, 2008 at 6:00 pm

Scott Feldman vs Boof Bonser

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377 LTEs

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

Our lineup is a doosy

Texas
I. Kinsler 2b
M. Young ss
J. Hamilton cf
M. Bradley dh
D. Murphy rf
B. Boggs lf
F. Catalanotto 1b
J. Saltalamacchia c
R. Vazquez 3b

Minnesota
A. Casilla 2b
B. Harris dh
J. Mauer c
J. Morneau 1b
M. Cuddyer cf (!!!!!!!)
J. Kubel rf
D. Young lf
M. Lamb 3b
A. Everett ss

Texas
S. Feldman

Minnesota
B. Bonser

 
JP
JP replied on May 19th, 2008 at 6:48 pm

If we need an emergency centerfielder wouldn't Delmon be the better choice? He has got to have a little more range than Cuddy right?

SBG
SBG replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:04 pm

Delmon wants to play every day in left field.

JP
JP replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

Casilla? Harris? Anyone? The thought of Cuddyer tracking balls in center sends chills down my spine.

Andrew
Andrew replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:08 pm

If only LNP wasn't on the DL. He's played CF before,

 
 
 
 
SBG
SBG replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:04 pm

Is Monroe unavailable?

JP
JP replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:08 pm

According to LENIII, they're worried about playing him everyday in the field because of a leg injury he had in the spring.

brianS
brianS replied on May 19th, 2008 at 11:24 pm

did they just graft Rondell's legs onto Monroe?

 
 
 
SBG
SBG replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

Boof spears a hot liner for the first out.

 
SBG
SBG replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

And the second batter hits it off of Boof's shoe!

 
twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

Boof still has Radke disease.

Andrew
Andrew replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

One isn't so bad, right?

 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

I wonder if he can get a shot for that

 
 
SBG
SBG replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

Can't get out of the first without damage.

 
SBG
SBG replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

That commercial where Tony Oliva tells Delmon to "see ball, hit ball" would be funny if, you know, Delmon didn't swing at everything.

 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

well, he is not the only pitcher to give up a homer to Hamilton this year

 
twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:18 pm

It's nice to know that keeping RonDelmon happy is the primary concern for Gardy. Wouldn't want to hurt his feelings.

twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:22 pm

Oops. The above comment should have been up higher in the thread.

 
 
twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:20 pm

That's an interesting lineup from Gardy tonight. Can we take away his dart board?

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

I think he uses a Wheel of Fortune type device. Spin it around and see where it lands.

 
 
twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:27 pm

I do like the way we're making Feldman work. We're showing a little patience.

 
Andrew
Andrew replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:28 pm

There's a front moving in through here. The wind is picking up, the color of the sky is changing and it smells like rain. Good thing I got my run in already. Though this could inhibit my travel to the bar.

twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:03 pm

Now that would be a natural disaster.

Andrew
Andrew replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

Not to worry, I've got a sufficient supply in-house for an evening or two.

twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

Well thank goodness. You must be a survivalist.

 
 
 
 
Andrew
Andrew replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:40 pm

One hit apiece through 2. Too bad the Rangers' put theirs over some fencing they put up in the outfield.

twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

That is so unfair. There oughta be a law.

 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

Cuddy gets that first catch out of the way. always nice

 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:46 pm

Kinsler

Andrew
Andrew replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

Sigh. Both homers came with 2 outs too.

twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:52 pm

Yeah, but solo homers won't beat you.

Andrew
Andrew replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:55 pm

Is that why we don't bother with them?

twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:56 pm

It must be. Now, see there, Mauer singled in a run. That's the way the game should be played. According to Doubleday.

 
 
 
 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:56 pm

Mauer knocks him in. sweet

 
meat
meat replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

evening folks.

twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

Meat!

 
 
meat
meat replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

green light?

 
twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

I hope we're getting that call on the strike two pitch to Morneau.

meat
meat replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

was the pitch that bad?

twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:01 pm

No, it was a good pitch, as far out on the black as you can get and still be a strike, and right at the knee.

 
 
 
Andrew
Andrew replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

Holy Joe Mauer, a run!

 
twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

Just a little bit outside there.

 
Andrew
Andrew replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:01 pm

El Canadiense Grande with his 2nd walk.

 
StatFreak101
StatFreak101 replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:01 pm

My gosh Cuddyer...you're absolutely awful.

 
meat
meat replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:02 pm

ARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! "heres a line, a.. a. something went, um a past ball...." jesus john, you're killin' me smalls.

 
twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

Well that was a fast half inning. Good for Boof.

 
twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

Kubel might as well file homestead papers on first base.

 
twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:14 pm

NO WAY!

 
StatFreak101
StatFreak101 replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

Casilla?

 
DK
DK replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

Casilla!

 
twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

Yes. Way.

 
SBG
SBG replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

Mmmm, a Lexi Tater.

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

:lol:
solid

 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

CASILLA
really???!!

 
Andrew
Andrew replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

Not a bad time for your first hit of the year.

 
johngalt
johngalt replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

"Open your club face, Simpson! Use a sand wedge!"

Hmmm, Open-faced club sandwich.

 
meat
meat replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:21 pm

Casilla!

meat
meat replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:22 pm

better late than never.

 
 
twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:26 pm

"What hump?" Feldman with 81 pitches already. Only 46 strikes.

 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:26 pm

let's see if Cuddy cant drive one to the outfield this inning

twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

To be fair, he hit the ball well in his first AB, just too close to the right fielder.

twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

Sort of like that one, only on the other side of the fielder. And not as far.

 
 
 
johngalt
johngalt replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:30 pm

Remember that episode of Seinfeld when Kramer goes to a fantasy baseball camp and ends up starting a beanbrawl?

And, remember the 'Bizarro episode' where Kramer's alter ego was named...Feldman?

Watch out.

twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

I like the one about Keith Hernandez spitting on him.

meat
meat replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:32 pm

classic, 'back, and to the left..."

 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:32 pm

Kramer tells the best stories

 
 
Dread Pirate Will Young
Dread Pirate Will Young replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

In the car just now coming home, the homer was hilarious.

Gladden: "Casilla's never gonna stick around the Majors if he can't hit the ball on the ground. He shouldn't hit a flyball."

crack of the bat in the background

Morris (chuckling): That flyball looks just fine.

socaltwinsfan
socaltwinsfan replied on May 19th, 2008 at 9:09 pm

Yeah, Morris was just saying how Casilla needs to make more contact than he has. Gladden added "on the ground." Casilla homered and Morris said, "OK, I'll shut up now."

The only good thing about Gladden doing pbp is Morris doing the color.

 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:38 pm

Delmon with another triple. Holy smokes, he has got to be the team leader in that category

twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:39 pm

He got a little help from the Texas defense.

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:40 pm

well, Im listning to the radio and Dazzle is on lead vocals. I really don't know whats going on. :lol:

 
 
Andrew
Andrew replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:44 pm

This appears to be his 3rd triple, un-tying him with GoGo to take sole possession of the team lead.

 
 
johngalt
johngalt replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:39 pm

If only Delmon Young and Matt Garza were as good as Josh Hamilton and Edinson Volquez.

 
meat
meat replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:39 pm

w00t!

meat
meat replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:41 pm

if only we could have done that yesterday, my sunburn would have been worth it.

 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:41 pm

Jon Lester threw a no hitter against the Royals tonight. 130 pitches, 2 walks

 
johngalt
johngalt replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:45 pm

If only Carlos Gomez and Hummulvuerra were as good as Ellsbury and Lester.

meat
meat replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:48 pm

if only I had a million dollars.

 
 
twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:48 pm

Tonights clubhouse spread was grilled chicken, fettuccine alfredo, steamed green beans and baby carrots, and garlic bread. I'm stuffed.

meat
meat replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

any good hooch to drink with all that?

twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:56 pm

Just diet Dr. Pepper tonight.

meat
meat replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:59 pm

that'll do.

 
 
 
Andrew
Andrew replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

Chicken and rice, protein shake, and High Life

 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:50 pm

tremendous!

Chicken salad sandwich, little bag of chips, Coke, Little Debbie snack cake.

I really do 'brown bag' it every night. I need a chef

 
 
StatFreak101
StatFreak101 replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:50 pm

Boy Boof, way to help yourself out there.

 
E-6
E-6 replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:51 pm

B/oof

meat
meat replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:58 pm

I just read your headline on RR, I had forgotten about brace, and excellent Baseball pic. I had a similar experience when I first saw a RR in person, beautiful and ugly in the same stroke-

E-6
E-6 replied on May 19th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

I wasn't crazy about some of his later work, but the stuff from 1950 -1970 is straight cash, homey.

Saw a group show at the Temporary Contemporary (MOCA) in LA in 2000(?) Had a whole room full of combines. Pretty spectacular. (The rest of the show wasn't too shabby either; deKooning, Franz Kline, Robert Frank, John Chamberlain and perhaps most spectacularly, a wall of red and yellow Rothkos.)

meat
meat replied on May 19th, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Saw the RR retrospective at the Met about 2 years ago, mostly combines- still in my mind

E-6
E-6 replied on May 19th, 2008 at 9:51 pm

Really wanted to get out for that show, but I just couldn't swing it.

 
 
 
 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:51 pm

Jeepers, nice fundamentals guys. At least we still have the lead

 
twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:51 pm

Snakebit. This team is snakebit.

 
StatFreak101
StatFreak101 replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:52 pm

I have had about enough Bonser as I can handle.

twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:54 pm

You're going to run out of players to hate pretty soon, Stat. There's only 25 on the roster.

StatFreak101
StatFreak101 replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:56 pm

There are a few that will never reach that level.

This season, the likes of Cuddyer, Young, and Bonser have been doing everything they could to reach that level though.

twayn
twayn replied on May 19th, 2008 at 9:02 pm

I seem to recall Lamb and Everett getting your attention, too. And Crain. And Rincon. Who am I missing?

 
 
 
 
meat
meat replied on May 19th, 2008 at 8:53 pm

d'oh

 
twayn