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Game 77: Minnesota at San Diego

Posted by ubelmann on Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

Slowey vs. Peavy

Going into the series, team leaders in VORP:

30.1 -- Adrian Gonzalez
18.5 -- Brian Giles
9.2 -- Jody Gerut
6.5 -- Edgar V Gonzalez
5,4 -- Kevin Kouzmanoff

22.4 -- Joe Mauer
19.8 -- Justin Morneau
7.7 -- Alexi Casilla
7.5 -- Jason Kubel
2.9 -- Nick Punto (this is not a typo)

I heard someone recently say that Adrian Gonzalez might be creeping into the NL MVP debate, but I don't see that. Adrian's had a good season so far, but Lance Berkman and Chipper Jones have just been out of their minds, and have something like a 20+ run lead in VORP so far.

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davidwatts
davidwatts replied on June 24th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

Yesterday, there was a discussion about being 'green'.
There is a feature on the Twins Radio Network talking about the new ballpark. Todays feature had a pretty cool story. The ballpark will be designed to collect rainfall, and that gets filtered and they will use that for watering the landscaping outside and such.

E-6
E-6 replied on June 24th, 2008 at 8:55 pm

The Nat's new ballpark is very, very green.

 
 
New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:09 pm

Laddie continues to deliver.

 
meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:09 pm

evening folks- Late ball game tonight, just in time for the Balvenie.

cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:13 pm

Meat, I can't drink for 6 months!

meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:14 pm

d'OH, Thats a travesty. Why, God, Why!?!

cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:15 pm

I'm gonna be on blood thinners because of frickin blood clots in my lungs. Blood thinners + drinking can't be a good thing.

I think I'll brew a couple of well aged lagers when I get the strength back to do it, so they'll be ready just in time for me.

meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:16 pm

man, thats the sh!ts. I don't know what else to say.

cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:18 pm

It was pretty awful, but I'm on the mend. Getting out of the hospital tommorrow. Luckily, Madison has Wi-Fi so I can still follow the gamecast.

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twayn
twayn replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

Get well, man.

 
New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

Luckily you have the WGOM - a balm in Gilead.

 
E-6
E-6 replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:21 pm

Here's hoping you're rockin' a morphine drip. Shame you need to be hospitalized to use one, though.

 
meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

If you want one E-6 I know a dude who can 'hook' you up...

 
cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:27 pm

I was alternating between morphine and oxy-codone last night. That stuff works good, if I may say.

Luckily, I'm able to get by using Ibuprofen now, so I'm definitely heading towards recovery. Should be back to a relatively normal life by next week.

 
meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:28 pm

what was the cause if I may ask?

 
cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

I'm not entirely sure. Apparently, it might be partly genetic, though those tests aren't in yet. The thinking amongst the doctors is that it may have been a combination of a lot of driving last weekend for my brother's wedding, dancing (which I almost never do), possibly hitting my leg on something and having it start there, then driving a long ways back home.

It was about a 6 hour drive from where I live to where the wedding was, plus there were 2 hour drives in between to my mom's house. So it's definitely possible that wherever it started, sitting in the car that much caused it to move into my lungs.

 
meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:35 pm

my thoughts are with ya mate, good to hear that you're on the mend.

 
E-6
E-6 replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:42 pm

Same here, pal.

 
brianS
brianS replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

ditto, cheaptoy. And if you need someone to clean out your homebrew inventory to remove the temptation....

 
 
 
New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

Warfarin blues...

 
E-6
E-6 replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:18 pm

Jokes aside, best wishes, man.

cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

Thanks, and I definitely tore through my deductible this week.

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Big Mak
Big Mak replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:15 pm

won't you get thirsty?

cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

damn fancy word games.

Big Mak
Big Mak replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

My wife had to get tested for TB for one reason or another, and her mother was explaining to her, that if she was a carrier she would have to go through a treatment that wouldn't allow her to drink liqour for 9 months.

Mrs. Mak's brother was in the room and heard "no liquid for 9 months" and said something like "man, I couldn't do that, I'd get too thirsty". My mother-in-law asked "how often do you drink?" and he responded "every day". She was about to sit him down for a good talking to before they figured out the misunderstanding.

Needless to say, we were greatly amused.

cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:28 pm

I think that could rank up there as one of the funniest misunderstandings I've ever heard of.

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Big Mak
Big Mak replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:28 pm

by the way, wordplay aside, hope you feel better soon.

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New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:12 pm

Dazzle uses 'carom'. Thought that was an exclusive Gordo meme.

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:14 pm

probably picked it up through osmosis

 
 
meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:15 pm

Atta Boy, Cuddy.

 
New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:16 pm

Nice execution.

 
meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

flash of the speed from cuddy there.

 
Big Mak
Big Mak replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:18 pm

Just me, or was that a real slow catch-to-throw transfer by Barrett?

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

the Padres are terrible at trying to nab stealers

 
 
twayn
twayn replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:18 pm

Well, I'll take one in the first if that's all we can manage. Laddie continues to impress, Cuddy does what he can with a tough full count breaking ball.

meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

one in the hand worth two in the tank?

 
 
cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

My criticism of Bremer for calling for a Cuddy steal a week ago is looking kind jerkish. (of course, this was a completely different situation)

E-6
E-6 replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

Criticizing Dick always in order.

 
 
twayn
twayn replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

I just read ubelmann's intro. Nick Punto (and thus the team) has benefited from his limited playing time, it appears.

Big Mak
Big Mak replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:26 pm

safe to say he's in line for the most improved VORP this year.

 
New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:28 pm

NBBW inquiring into u'man hireability.

Q: Could the hot stat blogomeister fit into a corporate underwriting underworld? Discuss amongst yourselves.

E-6
E-6 replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:34 pm

tick tick tick BOOM!

He might be wired a little tight for the gig. He's prolly overqualified, too. ;)

New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

Yeah. Solve this, pally.

Done.

Umm, O.K. how about...

 
 
 
 
New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

dw: any chickanery lately? (NBBW asking)

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

last one I gave away was 6/13

 
 
E-6
E-6 replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

Uh, oh. Gordo already sounding tired in the bottom of the 1st. This could get bad...

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:30 pm

jetlag maybe?

meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:31 pm

Night game, shot poor on the back nine.

 
 
 
meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

Does this AB qualify as no out pitch?

 
twayn
twayn replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:31 pm

No Rhubarb tonight? I'll pinch hit.

 
DK
DK replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

Padres radio guys were talking up Gonzalez for MVP as ubelmann referenced, saying they'd put his numbers up against anyone's this year. They ignored Chipper and Berkman, and instead cited Ryan Howard and Pujols as guys having "down" years. I can't disagree that much on Howard, but it's beyond me how .347/.475/.631/1.105 is a "down" year. He's missed some time, I think, but other than that...

DK
DK replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:33 pm

I guess he's hurt right now, as a matter of fact, but still, it's not like he's missed half or more of the season so far.

 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on June 24th, 2008 at 11:58 pm

Gonzelez is the Padres only offensive threat. he's got that going for him

 
 
New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

Yanquis get Shanghai'd by Pirates (12-5). Heh.

meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:38 pm

Mets continue the trend too, 11-0, at the hands of the M's. Thats a shame.

 
 
cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:38 pm

I've got the college world series on in the background. All I hear while hitting refresh on this page for new comments is *ping* *ping* *ping*...

They really need to get rid of metal bats and that awful sound at all levels.

New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:40 pm

Metal bats == Al Franken.

 
 
twayn
twayn replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:40 pm

My brother-in-law from Anaheim is at the game tonight. Lucky stiff.

 
greenmachine
greenmachine replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

I'm just noticing how the road records of AL Central teams are all pretty similarly bad:

Chi 17-23
Min 15-20
Det 16-23
Cle 15-23
KC 18-24

 
twayn
twayn replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:45 pm

Another nice inning for Slowey.

 
twayn
twayn replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

I have to say, that field at Petco is mighty pretty. Can't wait until we have real grass.

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:50 pm

they only thing I do not like about the stadium is that stupid right field wall that sticks out

 
cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:51 pm

considering the naming rights of the park, they should have made the field look like my yard: some urine spots, and random thick green spots from dog fertilizer.

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:53 pm

:lol:

 
 
 
cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:49 pm

It's 10-15 in the bottom of the 7th in the CWS, they use metal bats, and this dude is up there bunting...

E-6
E-6 replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:51 pm

The way the ball flies off those things, he's probably trying to bunt for extra bases...

cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:52 pm

touche.

 
 
 
twayn
twayn replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:51 pm

Peavy appears to be settling in. Not a good sign. We need to make him work, and he is at 49 pitches through three innings. We do seem to be taking patient at bats for the most part.

 
meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:52 pm

DazzL: "Mauer is the best catcher in the ML, well the AL at least..."

did someone leave the kool-aid out for dan?

smalls
smalls replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:55 pm

someone forgot the arsenic for the kool-aid...

 
 
greenmachine
greenmachine replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:56 pm

Nice work, Slowdog.

 
E-6
E-6 replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:56 pm

Gordo-Gladden discussing the architectural aspects of the SD ballpark...

John: Not real scenic.
Dazzle: I like it.
John: Yep.

 
meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:56 pm

is the radio crew bagging on PETCO park? I can't tell what they're talking about. Is there a ball game on?

smalls
smalls replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:58 pm

Baseball is a storytellers sport.

 
E-6
E-6 replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:58 pm

It's like eavse-dropping on a couple of seniors at the food court.

meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:08 pm

you got that right. I'm not asking for much here, just tell me what happened on the field then tell me how I should buy my motorcycle from your good friends near my hometown.

E-6
E-6 replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:11 pm

LOL

 
 
 
 
twayn
twayn replied on June 24th, 2008 at 9:57 pm

Pitch count getting up there (56), but Slowey's looking good.

 
twayn
twayn replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:01 pm

Cuddy 2-2.

 
smalls
smalls replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:02 pm

Cuddle-bear!

 
twayn
twayn replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:07 pm

Harris is pissed, but with two strikes you have to swing at that pitch. The black has been getting called all night.

cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:09 pm

it's an umpire's conspiracy against Harris for the whole timeout thing.

 
 
Big Mak
Big Mak replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:10 pm

so mlb.tv comes on with its ad for the All-Star game, and it's Jeter, A-Rod, Giambi, and a couple other Yankees. And I'm thinking "oh sure, only Yankees can promote this" with severe eye-roll.

Then I realize it's in Yankee Stadium this year... crap. I guess I have to roll my eyes the other direction and take it back.

meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:12 pm

Mak its okay to be a hater.

Big Mak
Big Mak replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

I'm still generally PO'd about the invasion of commercials into the broadcasts this year. I always kinda liked the Pacman game between innings

meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:17 pm

I'm a bit pissed as well at the ads in front of the highlight reel on the main page of any ML team. WTF do I care about Aquos TVs I can barley afford the $14.95 radio package.

Big Mak
Big Mak replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:21 pm

NHL.com still had the worst, it was a 30 second Verizon commercial just to get to the menu to choose the highlight to watch.

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:23 pm

HEY BABY HEY BABY
YOURE THE BEST

was it that commercial?

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davidwatts
davidwatts replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:12 pm

Someone should tell Dazzle that Kouzmanoff's name sounds like Coors beer, not Cosmonaut

twayn
twayn replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:14 pm

Rhymes with Guzman off?

 
meat
meat replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

+1

 
E-6
E-6 replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:23 pm

I pretty sure he called the Rockie's OF: Willy Tovarishch, too. Dazzle's a commie.

 
 
twayn
twayn replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:12 pm

This is like seeing the second coming of Bradke. Me likey.

 
Big Mak
Big Mak replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

I'm going to channel New Guy and predict a productive AB for Slowey in this inning.

twayn
twayn replied on June 24th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

Bunt time.