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Game 102: Twins at Cleveland

Posted by ubelmann on Friday, July 25th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

Livan vs. Cliff Lee

We're getting to the point where writers start talking about "must-win" series. I don't really believe in must-win situations, though, unless a team would be mathematically eliminated by losing. I've seen too many crazy things happen in my life to believe that a somewhat larger deficit is going to become insurmountable. Less surmountable? Sure. But not insurmountable.

Today's pitching matchup is kind of like that. Cliff Lee is much better at pitching than Livan Hernandez, in essentially every way you could possibly judge pitchers. But even if the Twins don't have an edge on offense (which they do), they could still win this game, because it's just one game and crazy things can happen over the course of one game. It doesn't mean that I like the Twins' chances of winning today, but it's not like I can sit here and tell you that the Twins will certainly lose. Anyone who would say that isn't really worth listening to, anyway.

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socaltwinsfan
socaltwinsfan replied on July 25th, 2008 at 5:24 pm

I'd feel a lot better about this matchup of Lee were right-handed. I also have a hard time believing the Twins will hand Lee another loss when he had only one in all his previous starts against every other team. The Twins' plan of attack should be to get Lee's pitch count up to ensure that they will get multiple innings against their awful bullpen and hope that Livan can at least keep it close. In this series, the Twins should have a sizeable advantage in the bullpen and on offense.

SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

Plus, we need to bunt.

 
 
SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

I turned off the sidebar for game logs. This should really speed things up.

twayn
twayn replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

Speed kills.

brianS
brianS replied on July 25th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

Almost.

 
 
 
twayn
twayn replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:12 pm

More creative double play making by Twins base runners.

socaltwinsfan
socaltwinsfan replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:16 pm

You can't hit into a double play when you take ball four instead of swinging at a pitch neck high. There was very little Span could have done there. By the time he was able to figure out where the ball was, it was too late.

 
 
greenmachine
greenmachine replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:12 pm

Durn it - Span doubled off. He even got on base with a regular old hit!

 
SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

An early threat here tonight, two on and no out.

 
SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:20 pm

Oh boy, Gomez hit the wall pretty hard there. Nice catch, but I think he's hurt.

greenmachine
greenmachine replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:23 pm

Yikes, that's not good. Seems like Gomez has had a tough time with the wall out there. Not necessarily bad timing but just hitting in a way that knocks him out.

 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:22 pm

This is the third time I have watched/listened to a two base Sac Fly this year. The Twins hit one early this year, AJ Pierzynski hit one against the Royals right before the All Star Break, and now this

Hopefully Go Go is ok

 
SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:22 pm

They are bringing out the cart for Gomez. I think it's right hip, but I'm not sure.

SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:23 pm

And now a stretcher. They are going to strap him down. Ah crap.

SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:25 pm

It didn't appear that he hit the wall head first or anything. They have the neck brace on him. Not good.

SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:27 pm

I think it's precautionary. He was moving before they came to attend to him. So, I don't think it's a catastrophic injury.

SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

WASTE tells us that he's got full movement. So that's good.

 
 
 
 
 
Guppy
Guppy replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:23 pm

Looks like Span will have Center field after all. Kubel in right?

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:25 pm

I would guess that is the plan

Maybe Monroe playes Center

 
 
Guppy
Guppy replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:24 pm

Scary stuff.

 
brianS
brianS replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:24 pm

boy, this does not sound good.

 
Guppy
Guppy replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:28 pm

As much as I hate to see Gomez possibly seriously hurt , I think our lineup just improved a bit.

greenmachine
greenmachine replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

Bad form, Guppy. You need to wait at least an inning before the return of snark.

greenmachine
greenmachine replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

Like, for instance, how this would never have happened if Hernandez wasn't just putting the ball on a tee out there.

brianS
brianS replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

queue up Gilbert Gottfried doing his Aristocrats routine

 
 
 
 
New Guy
New Guy replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:28 pm

Oh man... I really hope he's okay.

 
Guppy
Guppy replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

Hernandez is going to get someone killed. Where's Liriano? You know that was coming.

 
New Guy
New Guy replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

How do you even keep playing baseball after you see your friend be taken off the field strapped down on a stretcher? If I was on the Twins I would have some real concentration issues for the rest of the night.

SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:33 pm

It's a tough game.

 
 
SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:31 pm

Good grief, Span has to make a nice catch. Livan is fooling nobody.

 
SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:32 pm

Can we trade Livan to Colorado for a single A prospect?

greenmachine
greenmachine replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:33 pm

-1 Razor Ramon

 
 
Guppy
Guppy replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:34 pm

Livan is remeniscent of that 71-year-old dude who pitched to Hamilton in the All Star Game. Check that--the 71-year-old was probably better.

 
SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:34 pm

You are fucking kidding me. Span crashes into the wall, but he doesn't catch it.

 
greenmachine
greenmachine replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:34 pm

It's not a good sign when Gordo starts soft-peddling the Livo performance: "After he has a bad inning like this he usually settles down and pitches real good!" Ok, John, I'll stop worrying and learn to love it.

 
New Guy
New Guy replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:34 pm

Son of a bitch, Livan. How many outfielders are you going to kill tonight?

 
twayn
twayn replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

Time to get Liriano up.

SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

nah, we need Livan's leadership.

 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:36 pm

Cleveland using the scorched earth policy tonight

 
SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:36 pm

Wow, wasn't that a fun inning.

 
GreekHouse
GreekHouse replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:36 pm

Can we mercy kill Livan before all our OF get killed?

 
uncledoj
uncledoj replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:37 pm

eventually the absurdity of trotting Livan out there for outings like these while Liriano dominates in Rochester has to convince the twins to bring him up and DFA livan, right? right?

Guppy
Guppy replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

If the Twins want to seriously prove to the world that they want to contend, they'll trade/release/sit Livan and bring up Liriano. It's a no-brainer isn't it? WTF?

SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:41 pm

It appears that today's poll was timely.

 
 
GreekHouse
GreekHouse replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

You'd think so.

 
 
New Guy
New Guy replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:43 pm

So are people still going to argue that Livan is a great clubhouse guy? If I was Denard Span I would be giving him a righteous ass-chewing right now.

 
Kris
Kris replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:43 pm

Evening, gents.

greenmachine
greenmachine replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

Welcome to the slaughterhouse.

 
SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

Hey... it's been a long night already.

 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

 
twayn
twayn replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

Livan does not like the taste of Cleveland innings at all.

 
SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

Finally, the Indians hit a ball in the seats instead of trying to kill our centerfielder.

 
New Guy
New Guy replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

On the plus side, no outfielders were injured on that homerun.

 
brianS
brianS replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

Good thing Livan is settling down.

 
GreekHouse
GreekHouse replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

Keep pilin' it on tribe. I want Livan the fuck out of a Twins uniform.

ubelmann
ubelmann replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:50 pm

But, but, he's tied for 10th in most wins in the AL this year, and no Twins pitcher has more wins than he does--what could possibly be wrong with continuing to send Livan to the mound?

SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

What would you rather have 10-15, 2.82ERA or 15-10 9.00ERA?

greenmachine
greenmachine replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

ERA without wins is just "piling up stats"

ubelmann
ubelmann replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:56 pm

On the other hand, Livan doesn't exactly put the team on his back in crucial situations (unless you're arguing that he lets the team break his back in crucial situations), so maybe he's one of those dreaded "compilers."

 
 
 
 
 
Guppy
Guppy replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

Livan in Cleveland this year: 4 IP, 18 hits, 12 runs. effen Brilliant.

 
ubelmann
ubelmann replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

I think the innings are starting to eat back.

Kris
Kris replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:49 pm

In Soviet Russia, innings eat you!

SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:50 pm

+1 glasnost.

New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on July 25th, 2008 at 7:04 pm

Dateline, Moscow, 2010.

Boy asks, "Grandpa, what is line?"

"You see, twenty years back, not enough meat in stores, so people form long queues at the stores' entrances and wait hoping some meat would appear on sale. That was called line. Did you get it?"

"Yes, Grandpa... And what is meat?"

 
 
 
SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:49 pm

He's got a big ass, but there's some serious chewing going on tonight.

 
greenmachine
greenmachine replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:54 pm

Hilarious

 
 
twayn
twayn replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:48 pm

There you go. 2,500 career innings for Livan. Now get his ass out of the game.

 
Guppy
Guppy replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:49 pm

Maybe next year Morneau gets Livan to pitch to him for the HR Derby? Just sayin'

SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:51 pm

Right at this speed.

 
ubelmann
ubelmann replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

Zito and Livan should pitch the entire HR Derby next year.

 
 
Kris
Kris replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:51 pm

Clearly, Hernandez is some sort of sleeper agent. The question is, whose payroll is he on? White Sox? Detroit? Liriano's agent?

ubelmann
ubelmann replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

Well, Livan's agent is Liriano's agent, so I would start the investigation there.

Kris
Kris replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:54 pm

Aha! The plot thickens!

ubelmann
ubelmann replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

Actually, since we're investigating anyway, we need to figure out where Cliff Lee found his juvenation machine. Or just exactly what the terms were on that deal with Satan.

New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on July 25th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

+20 mojo basis pts == 1 soul

 
 
 
twayn
twayn replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:54 pm

Follow the money.

 
 
New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:56 pm

All this Cold War talk *looks at his avatar, sweats*

 
 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

kuuuuuuubel

Kris
Kris replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:56 pm

This aggression will not stand, man.

 
 
New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:56 pm

Quebel!

 
greenmachine
greenmachine replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:57 pm

Kubes! You CAN hit lefties!!!!

 
SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:57 pm

Hey, hey! We are on the board!

 
brianS
brianS replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:57 pm

at least there's some abiding going on.

 
New Guy
New Guy replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:57 pm

How funny would it be if Livan somehow got the win tonight?

brianS
brianS replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

Worst. Joke. Ever.

ubelmann
ubelmann replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:59 pm

No way man, that would be the absolute funniest thing that's happened all season.

brianS
brianS replied on July 25th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

Only if you want him around for the rest of the season. "He just wins."

ubelmann
ubelmann replied on July 25th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

Whatever, the field staff would pull the plug eventually.

 
 
SBG
SBG replied on July 25th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

All we need to do is hang about a 10 spot in the top of the fourth.

 
 
twayn
twayn replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:59 pm

I'd laugh, but I have a warped sense of humor.

 
 
 
Guppy
Guppy replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:57 pm

Denard!

 
brianS
brianS replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic.

 
greenmachine
greenmachine replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

DEE. NARD. SPAN.

 
New Britain Bo
New Britain Bo replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

Su-weet.

 
twayn
twayn replied on July 25th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

Does the strike zone seem a bit tight tonight?

ubelmann
ubelmann replied on July 25th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

WW, but judging by Livan's results so far, it certainly seems plausible.