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Game 115: Twins at Kansas City

Posted by ubelmann on Friday, August 8th, 2008 at 6:00 pm

Slowey vs. Davies

Using Myron Logan's analysis of RZR data and VORP, a comparison of overall player value:

Defense, runs above average at his position:
8.06 -- Gomez
-3.45 -- Delmon

Offense, VORP (runs above replacement hitter at his position):
-4.5 -- Gomez
6.5 -- Delmon

Total:
3.6 runs -- Gomez
3.1 runs -- Delmon

Gomez is bad in obvious ways, Delmon is bad in somewhat less obvious ways. This doesn't make Delmon any better, though. (Also, Delmon is bad in ways that help expose the weak underbelly of our bullpen.)

Dumb stats of the day:
5-7 -- KC vs. White Sox
2-7 -- KC vs. Twins

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FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 6:33 pm

So I puchased mlb.tv today and I have no idea how to make this thing work.

 
FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 6:33 pm

So I purchased mlb.tv today and I have no idea how to make this thing work.

FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

and I just had to download some updates. This is going to be great.

 
SBG
SBG replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

Thanks to you (and everyone) who pimped the site at LENIII today. That's a pretty good gateway to find like minded souls who might want to join in on the fun.

brianS
brianS replied on August 8th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

pimping

You is welcome.

 
 
 
SBG
SBG replied on August 8th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

The wife wants to watch the opening ceremonies of the Olympics. I say, go ahead, I want to watch the Twins. If I provide no other LTE than this one, you will know that that was not an acceptable answer.

socaltwinsfan
socaltwinsfan replied on August 8th, 2008 at 6:56 pm

Tell her she's 12 hours too late (or whatever it is).

SBG
SBG replied on August 8th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

She can watch all she wants. We have four TVs.

FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

Must be nice to be the boss.

 
 
 
 
greenmachine
greenmachine replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:04 pm

ubelmann gamelog intros are back! Whew, that was like sitting through the all-star break.

SBG
SBG replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:08 pm

Owie.

greenmachine
greenmachine replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:09 pm

I kid! I kid!

 
 
 
socaltwinsfan
socaltwinsfan replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:08 pm

That defensive metric has Carlos as the best CF in the AL with over 400 innings in CF (he's over 800). That contradicts a first-hand account we were given earlier this week.

 
greenmachine
greenmachine replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:09 pm

Oh, Jack Morris, you are so rusty at announcing lineups:

"Joe Guillen"

"No wait, Jose Guillen"

socaltwinsfan
socaltwinsfan replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

Just translating into English.

 
 
socaltwinsfan
socaltwinsfan replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:10 pm

Obvious prediction of the day: The Twins won't score in the first three innings, but will have a big inning after that of at least four runs.

 
SBG
SBG replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:10 pm

Look at that haze! Where is this game being played? Beijing?

greenmachine
greenmachine replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

Gordo just made that joke too! I could go for my second joke at your expense but I'll decline :)

cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

Bert made it a California joke.

That's right, I'm actually watching the game, though I had to drive 5 hours to do it.

brianS
brianS replied on August 8th, 2008 at 8:06 pm

You drove 5 hours to get a TV signal?

cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on August 8th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

I'm one dedicated fan.

Nah, I drove up for the second attempt at my brother's bachelor party. We've got the tailgater package for tomorrow's Saints game. The first try got rained out, so we had to reschedule. It doesn't seem quite the same, though, now that he's married.

 
 
 
 
 
twayn
twayn replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

FSN has a camera with a foggy lens. Maybe an OF cam near the fountains. It's fairly distracting when they go to that camera.

 
twayn
twayn replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

Lots of low strike calls already. Note to Slowey: Keep the ball down.

FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

You hope for that every game though, no?

twayn
twayn replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:20 pm

Oui.

 
 
 
FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:20 pm

The Royals guys just said we are the 10th best fielding team in the A.L. . That sounds much better than 5th worse.

cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:22 pm

It's all about manipulating the data.

 
 
cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:20 pm

Atta boy, ya hoser.

 
Beau
Beau replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:22 pm

Life as a bachelor:

Three ears of Iowa sweet corn. One bacon breakfast sandwich on a bagel. Tall glass of milk.

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

you should wrap the bacon around teh sweet corn instead of putting it on a bagel

FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:25 pm

Or maybe make more bacon and do both.

cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:27 pm

The whole thing should also be wrapped in a tortilla.

FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:27 pm

and more bacon.

SBG
SBG replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

and some cheese.

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cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on August 8th, 2008 at 8:14 pm

Oh, and lots of hot sauce.

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twayn
twayn replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:28 pm

More bacon is always the right call.

Beau
Beau replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:29 pm

Why don't I just forget the bagel, cheese, egg, and corn and just have bacon-wrapped bacon?

FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

Now you are thinking.

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cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:33 pm

If you can figure out a way to make your tall glass of milk out of bacon, you'd really be in business.

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FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

I was trying to figure out how to mix the bacon and milk but couldn't figure it out. Maybe bacon flavored milk?

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cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

Haven't you ever made a shake before?

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bodly
bodly replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:34 pm

mmm.... bacon.

bodly
bodly replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

Bacon!

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Beau
Beau replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:40 pm

that's one of my favorite XKCD's ever

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Beau
Beau replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:28 pm

Joe Mauer is third on the active roster with seven homers. These are not your '05 White Sox.

greenmachine
greenmachine replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

Seven's a lucky number though.

 
socaltwinsfan
socaltwinsfan replied on August 8th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

Twins hate those rally-killing homers.

 
 
twayn
twayn replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

Can somebody tell Delmon that he's swinging a baseball bat and not a vaulting pole.

cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:32 pm

Maybe they could have added that to Delmon's commercial that they played after the first inning.

 
 
twayn
twayn replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:32 pm

Ack. Delmon hits it to a bad place. I suppose we can be grateful it wasn't a GIDP ball.

 
twayn
twayn replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

Yay! Free bases.

 
Beau
Beau replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:36 pm

Isn't that the second four-pitch walk to Everett this week?

 
FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

Kyle Davies with a four pitch walk to a .185 hitter...... that sounds great.

cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:38 pm

And Delmon and Carlos are up there actually swinging...

FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:40 pm

The play by play guys said of Everett walking, i'm paraphrasing .... Well, one you are a .185 hitter you aer not going to be too aggressive up there. It will help you take walks.

 
 
 
FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

Come on Go Go....

FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

F!

 
 
twayn
twayn replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:38 pm

Three walks and no runs. Gomez and Delmon take some awful at bats.

Beau
Beau replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

at least Jack Morris is taking them to task. Of course, I put part of the blame on Gardy. Gomez should have the take sign on the first pitch of that at-bat.

twayn
twayn replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:42 pm

joeshultz

Insert compound word here > _______________.

 
 
socaltwinsfan
socaltwinsfan replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:41 pm

To Delmon's credit, he at least took a strike (that looked to be outside) after consecutive walks, unlike Gomez he swings after Everett got a four-pitch walk.

FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:42 pm

and lets not forget a passed ball.

 
 
 
Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:40 pm

Gameday only here; watching the opening ceremony w/wife. D@mn, it's just like baseball: if I could shut the stupid commentators off and just listen to the performance, I'd be much happier. What a spectacular performance!

SBG
SBG replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

$300 million budget for this ceremony. It had better be good.

Rhubarb_Runner
Rhubarb_Runner replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

More than twice as entertaining as A-Rod, easily.

 
 
 
FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:43 pm

hehe ... A bullet to Nick Punto....

 
socaltwinsfan
socaltwinsfan replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:49 pm

Good start for Slowey and his defense. Probably our best defensive alignment (although I would prefer Span to be in left if he's going to play every day.)

 
davidwatts
davidwatts replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

I am digging all these walks tonight

cheaptoy
cheaptoy replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:54 pm

Now lets make 'em haunt.

 
twayn
twayn replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:54 pm

I would dig it more if we could follow the with some hits.

davidwatts
davidwatts replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:55 pm

like that!

 
 
 
SBG
SBG replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:55 pm

First blood.

 
FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:56 pm

W00t!

 
twayn
twayn replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:56 pm

Davies at 59 pitches already.

 
twayn
twayn replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

I would like to see some grand abiding from the Dude.

 
twayn
twayn replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

Well, I like two runs and one out better than one run and two outs there.

 
FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

It is great when the bad defense in from the other team.

 
brianS
brianS replied on August 8th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

Your Kansas City Royals. More Kuu-bell.

 
bodly
bodly replied on August 8th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

Nice outcome on that doubleplay ball.

 
FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 8:01 pm

"and any other hitter in the league probably would have taken ball four there"

FirstTimeLongTime
FirstTimeLongTime replied on August 8th, 2008 at 8:02 pm

better late than never

 
socaltwinsfan