Game 158: White Stockings @ Twinkies

September 24th, 2008 by brianS

Mississippi Meltdown, Part Deux. In which Don Guillote tries to rally his monkey to save the day.

First pitch: 7:10 pm Central Time. That means that come about 7:00, it's time to strap on a pair of
Buffalo Juice these bad boys and get busy wif it.

for the Pale Hose: Mark Huehrle Buehrle (4.10 xFIP, 116 tRA+, 1.32 WHIP, .426 SLGA, 131:47 K:BB)
for the home side: Nick Blackburn (4.51 xFIP, 98 tRA+, 1.35 WHIP, .440 SLGA, 91:34 K:BB)

Lefty Buehrle (Will Young's favorite pitcher) has put up yet another solid season. Hate him all you want, he's a damned fine pitcher and has been since coming up as a 21-year old in 2000. That's right. It's hard to believe, but he's been a thorn in our sides since he was barely legal. For his career, he's 10-6 with a 4.16 ERA, 10 HRs, 74:27 K:BB and 290/335/437 in 110+ innings in the Metrodome.

Continuing last night's theme, however, he's been eminently hittable on the road this year (326/356/500 with a ridiculous .353 BABIP, vs. a tidy 234/287/356 and .265 BABIP at home). He was terrible in August (5.86 ERA in 6 starts) but recovered to a very thrifty September (2.13 ERA in 4 starts).

Nick the Pirate King has been solidly above average at home this year (260/303/420, .275 BABIP), as opposed to something of a punching bag on the road (318/349/456, .335 BABIP), so we got that going for us. On the other hand, he could use a little pick-me-up, as he's really struggled in the second half (5.09 ERA, colored by an awful 7.58 in his last 4 starts, compared to 3.65 in the first half).

So, despite my bravado, this game skeers me. Buehrle is tough, albeit more vulnerable on the road. And he's a lefty, which puts the pressure on the M&M Boys and last night's hero, The Dude. Prolly we see Cuddyer somewhere in the lineup [update: no, according to LENIII; save him for that critical PH opportunity]. I'd sure, sure, sure like to see Cuddy justify my love tonight. Or maybe _elmon could croon some Young Americans for us. Whatever. Smash some, boys. Keep hope alive.

And despite all indications to the contrary above, I'm not going North of the Border. I'm recommending
dinner at the Happy Gnome tonight, as they will be featuring actual, quality beer from upstate New York (Ommegang). Of course, you won't be there, because you'll be listening to/watching the game with us, so instead pull out an Ommegang Witte to celebrate the boys of summer and to pray for FTLT's beer-drinking soul.
And for the 7th inning stretch, break out the Rally Cap.

I'll be thinking pissy good thoughts, as I (a) pick up the Girl from hebrew school and (b) take the Boy to a freakin' college fair (uh, he's a freshman in high school Mrs. S!). So I won't actually be around to needle FTLT about his potables tonight.

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brianS replied on September 24, 2008 at 6:43:51 pm

oh yee of little faith, dw.

davidwatts replied on September 24, 2008 at 6:48:23 pm

I get antsy when a Game Log is not up at around the 6:00 pm mark :lol:

brianS replied on September 24, 2008 at 6:51:09 pm

I always schedule posting for 30 minutes in advance of first pitch. If the Boss wants to set a standard lead time, I'm happy to oblige.

Yickit replied on September 24, 2008 at 11:29:07 pm

I'm ready to start chatting right now about tomorrow's thriller.

 
SBG replied on September 25, 2008 at 7:28:31 am

I usually go with one hour before game time. 6:00 for a 7:00 (or 7:10) start.

 
 
 
 
davidwatts replied on September 24, 2008 at 6:47:29 pm

according to my White Sox loving co-worker, Mark Buehrle is the anti-Vazquez. Meaning Mark will actually pitch good in big games

I wagered 5 bucks that the Twins win and Buehrle pitches less than 6 innings

 
Jeff A replied on September 24, 2008 at 6:48:59 pm

I won't be around tonight, so let me just say that each inning Nick Blackburn pitches will be a big inning for him.

davidwatts replied on September 24, 2008 at 6:54:51 pm

with insight like that, you can fit right in Dazzle's shoes on the radio :D

 
 
FirstTimeLongTime replied on September 24, 2008 at 6:54:50 pm

brianS- you cannot argue with a good luck beer. You should know this.

brianS replied on September 24, 2008 at 6:58:51 pm

I chose to have my cake and drink it too, FTLT. :-)

Ok...Heeeee GAWN!

take care of my game thread, kids.

 
 
davidwatts replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:00:52 pm

I got a reminder today: this Saturday's game has been picked up by FOX. So instead of a 6:10 start, its going to be 2:55pm

 
GreekHouse replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:04:32 pm

I'm watching DJ and the Hawk tonight. I predict a gatorade cooler assault by Buehrle at around inning 5.

 
twayn replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:06:05 pm

Nice intro tonight, bS. I've been feeling more than a bit distracted all day, sort of the way I feel when there's an impending dental appointment. The way-ay-ting is the hardest part... Let's get in the chair and drill away, fellers. And don't spare the laughing gas.

meat replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:10:05 pm

I've had that feeling all day too, but as it tuns out it's all the painkillers I've been downing.

 
 
FirstTimeLongTime replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:10:08 pm

Is mlb.com acting up on anyone else? The site wont load for me. If I miss this game because of mlb.tv I am going to be soooo angry.

FirstTimeLongTime replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:11:43 pm

And it works now. Nevermind.

 
Guppy replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:14:20 pm

I got it up and working. Using Mosiac.

 
 
Guppy replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:11:11 pm

I think this is the most important game of the year because if we win tonight I truly believe we'll sweep with Slowey on the mound tomorrow. Ozzie Guillen says he's not going to let Morneau beat him in this series, so don't expect him to see any decent pitches unless Buehrle makes a mistake. Play ball!

 
twayn replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:12:18 pm

I got Gameday up no problem, but I don't have mlb.tv.

 
twayn replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:20:21 pm

Laddie gets it done.

 
bodly replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:20:26 pm

Nice start

 
Beau replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:20:30 pm

If the Twins score two runs this inning, they will win.

 
Stinkball replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:20:31 pm

Casilla-Unable to sacrifice, able to hit.

 
FirstTimeLongTime replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:21:11 pm

I like this start. Shake em up early boys.

 
davidwatts replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:23:07 pm

run for an out
seems fair to me

 
Stinkball replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:23:30 pm

I say out.

 
FirstTimeLongTime replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:28:42 pm

A homer would have been nice but you cannot be upset with a 1-0 lead. Like the Hold Steady say...

 
Beau replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:29:07 pm

So close Delmon!

 
socaltwinsfan replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:29:45 pm

Another good start. Sox get leadoff walk on five pitches and five pitches later Blackburn is out of the inning. Twins get a leadoff walk and turn it into a run and nearly had three or four runs (although Dick made it sound a lot closer than it was).

Good to see the top of the lineup produce a run after Span and Casilla didn't reach base yesterday.

 
davidwatts replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:30:12 pm

Delmon gave that ball a ride
too bad it was a ride to the warning track

 
twayn replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:31:31 pm

Ball one was strike three to Thome. Bad call by the ump and it cost us an extra base hit.

 
Guppy replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:31:52 pm

WTF is with that strike 3 that wasn't?

 
bodly replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:32:32 pm

It must suck to be a Tigers fan this year. Pretty much the opposite of the Twins season. High expectations and terrible results.

Detroit is currently in last place behind Kansas City and KC is beating them again.

 
Guppy replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:33:32 pm

This ump has a strike zone the size of a postage stamp

twayn replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:35:00 pm

Yep, and it has now cost us a run. I'm feeling a bit Hawkish over that one.

StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:39:50 pm

I bet you Hawk is saying...

"It's about time the Sox catch a break from the umps. If not for them, the Sox would have already clinched."

 
 
 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:34:44 pm

Chalk that run up as one courtesy of the home plate umpire.

Pathetic that these "professionals" can't do their damn job correctly.

 
Guppy replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:35:07 pm

Griffey's got all 4 RBIs in this series for the Bitch Sox.

 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:35:50 pm

Twins should be out of this freakin' inning.

 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:36:43 pm

Not a good start for Blackburn.

8 hitters face, 3 hits and a walk.

 
spookymilk replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:36:55 pm

I've been lurking here for like two months and today seems like a good day to break that. However, I have no avatar because I can't get the avatar page to cooperate with me. And I'll be late with the comments because I'm in Washington watching the MLB.com Gameday page. So I debut with a bang!

OH, but I'll add this to yesterday's discussion about non-Safe-Search googling of Shannon Stewart and such: my name is Kelly Wells. Google THAT and see what you get.

davidwatts replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:39:23 pm

hello!
welcome aboard!

 
twayn replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:39:38 pm

Welcome aboard, spooky.

 
Beau replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:41:17 pm

Welcome, sir. We'll try not to violate you

spookymilk replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:42:52 pm

Hey, thanks! Unless there are any women around here. I think I'm still allowed to be cyber-violated. I'll run it by the wife.

 
 
Andrew replied on September 25, 2008 at 1:45:56 am

AWESOME AVATAR! I love Razor from his time in Indianapolis. Instantly a Top 5 Avatar for me.

 
 
FirstTimeLongTime replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:37:18 pm

Blackburn is looking a lil' shaky right now.

FirstTimeLongTime replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:40:39 pm

Nevermind.

 
 
twayn replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:37:44 pm

Jeebus, I'm feeling a shimmy. Someone get the lug wrench out.

 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:37:59 pm

Blackburn would be best served to stop pumping fastball after fastball.

 
Beau replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:40:16 pm

Whew. Avoided a bubble burst there

 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:40:51 pm

Shouldn't have even scored the one run...but good job by Blackburn.

Gardy would be best served to have the bullpen on call waiting though.

 
Stinkball replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:41:18 pm

Delightful K there.

 
bodly replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:41:38 pm

Dear Home Plate Umpire,

When the baseball goes over the white thing in front of you (no, not Joe Mauer) on the fly, at a height between the batters knees and his belly button, that is called a strike. There is a book which describes this and many other rules of this game. Please read it.

Thanks,
A Fan

 
Guppy replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:41:49 pm

That was clutch, Blackie. Welcome, Kelly.

spookymilk replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:44:44 pm

Cheers, Mr. Nolte. I briefly considered using my own mug shots, but I can't top yours.

 
 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:43:39 pm

Stupid Punto.

Would have been better off bunting.

 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:44:36 pm

How about a double steal here?

 
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:45:07 pm

I followed a vehicle home from kids' choir tonight that had license plate: 362 LNP
I'm thinking either Nicky goes 3-for-6 with 2 runs scored, or hits into a first-short-home DP.

 
davidwatts replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:45:08 pm

Dazzle: 'Carlos Gomez is reinventing the bunt!'

oooooook

 
brink replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:45:13 pm

Wow, Gomez has been quite useful with the bat for most of September now. Amazing what a bonus it is to have a CF-slash-9 hitter who doesn't utterly suck at the plate.

 
Beau replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:46:22 pm

I <3 Span

 
spookymilk replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:46:49 pm

To update the WGN situation, they've decided that their 2,714th showing of Tomorrow Never Dies is nominally more important than this playoff-implicating baseball match.

Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:52:13 pm

Wasn't that on LAST night?!

spookymilk replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:57:09 pm

Last night was the less-crappy GoldenEye. But WGN and TBS between them have shown the Bond canon eleventy-million times. I got that figure from wikipedia.

 
 
 
twayn replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:47:13 pm

D-Span says, that's how they do it in the Texas League. Yee-ha.

 
brink replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:47:25 pm

Twins are just dinkin and dunkin Buehrle to death.

 
Beau replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:48:18 pm

One break deserves another

 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:48:41 pm

Well of course Gomez is going to be out if Cabrera is sitting on the second base bag.

 
brink replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:49:40 pm

Yeah, that was a terrible call, Gomez out and it wasn't even close. I guess we'll call it makeup for "strike three" to Thome, though that call was a lot closer...

 
spookymilk replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:49:52 pm

Boy oh boy. Pour it on right here, guys.

 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:50:01 pm

Alright Joe, here's a good position to improve your VORP!

 
GreekHouse replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:50:34 pm

DJ and Hawk livid about the safe call at 2nd.

 
twayn replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:51:06 pm

Oh, and welcome aboard to stinkball, as well. NGs are always welcome.

 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:51:59 pm

Since when does Joe swing at a pitch like that!?

 
bodly replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:52:27 pm

Odds that Mountie gets a pitch to hit?

 
Guppy replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:52:41 pm

I think Mauer swung at ball 4.

 
Stinkball replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:52:56 pm

Did that look like a ball he swung at to anyone else?

StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:55:33 pm

Yes...both Mauer and Morneau swung at pitches that were balls.

 
 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:53:38 pm

Not good AB's by Mauer and Morneau there.

Buehrle was all over the place...and they gave into him by swinging at bad pitches.

brink replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:13:07 pm

In their defense, they were both looking for a hittable fastball as Buehrle is loath to walk hitters. They outguessed themselves, but the thinking was definitely sound.

But I agree, sometimes hitters can try to do too much against a guy like Buehrle who's clearly not himself tonight. Sometimes it's best to just notch it back a bit and let a pitcher dig his own hole.

 
 
Beau replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:53:49 pm

Well, we could have blown it open, but three runs in two innings and Buehrle almost at fifty pitches. I'll take it

 
Guppy replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:54:18 pm

And Morneau grounded out on Ball 3. Patience, boys.

 
brink replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:55:08 pm

Both teams have had things set up to knock the opposing starter out early... yet both hang on to mitigate the damage.

 
socaltwinsfan replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:55:12 pm

I'm happy to get the lead again, but I sure hope that Buehrle doesn't settle down after this and keep the Twins off the board. You really feel like it could be more. Of course, the White Sox probably feel the same way about the top of the inning.

brink replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:14:33 pm

Yeah, scoring 1 run on a double and three singles -- with no outs on the basepaths -- that qualifies as squandering an opportunity.

 
 
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:55:38 pm

Runs. We'll take 'em.

Okay Blackie, no give-backs.

 
jlichty replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:55:53 pm

To update the WGN situation, they've decided that their 2,714th showing of Tomorrow Never Dies is nominally more important than this playoff-implicating baseball match.

The game is on Comcast Sports Net. WGN does not have the rights to many Sox games. There are three stations here that split the sox and WGN has the fewest games of all of them.

spookymilk replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:59:39 pm

Oh. See, I KNEW they couldn't be that moronic.

 
 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:56:42 pm

Big inning here for Blacky.

Attack that strike zone!

 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:58:13 pm

Great pick and throw by Harris...great stretch by Morneau.

 
Guppy replied on September 24, 2008 at 7:58:52 pm

Sweet play by Harris! They're in playoff mode!

 
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:00:18 pm

Well, the D has certainly been performing under pressure.

 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:02:05 pm

Great inning by Blackburn.

twayn replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:03:07 pm

Well, he knew it was a big one. :)

 
 
bodly replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:02:34 pm

Nice shutdown inning by Blackburn

 
brink replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:02:46 pm

Neither starter looking sharp thus far - both Bs are all over the place with their location and are lucky they haven't had someone take them deep yet...

 
DK replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:04:22 pm

Don't worry guys, I'm here. The offensive explosion may commence.

 
Guppy replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:04:58 pm

 
socaltwinsfan replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:05:11 pm

Hopefully, this means Blackburn is the one settling down after a rough inning. Actually, almost everything hit the previous inning was on the ground, which is always a good sign for him.

Let's get some runs!!

 
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:05:41 pm

There you go, Razor Spooky. Lucky avatar, no doubt.

spookymilk replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:10:44 pm

Also considered: Rusty Kuntz.

twayn replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:14:28 pm

I do believe you have the hang of this place, spooky.

spookymilk replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:19:26 pm

Yeah, it certainly felt like home when I happened by.

 
 
 
 
Rhubarb_Runner replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:06:59 pm

How's Buerhle's pickoff move? SEND HIM!!

 
bodly replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:07:26 pm

Harris brought his A game tonight.

 
brianS replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:07:47 pm

w00tage!

and the Sekret Weapon coming up!

 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:07:53 pm

Let's get some more in Punto!

twayn replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:16:08 pm

Comma usage would give that sentence an entirely different meaning.

 
 
GreekHouse replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:07:54 pm

DJ and Hawk now whining about the "broken bat" singles by Young and Harris.

vodkatang replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:10:59 pm

that's just their schtick--broken bat hits, bad umpiring...it's always something. Those guys drive me nuts

cheaptoy replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:15:37 pm

If there's one thing I've learned about shticks, its that they get old quick, and often result in faces being punched.

brianS replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:21:51 pm

so, I should leave the Labatt's alone then?? :-)

cheaptoy replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:28:42 pm

Labatts isn't a schtick, its a lifestyle.

 
 
 
 
 
FirstTimeLongTime replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:08:27 pm

Where is the Ashton Kutcher Burn?

 
StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:09:46 pm

Bummer...

Let's go Gomez!

 
brianS replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:12:39 pm

Gomez out fishin'?? Whoda thunk?

 
Guppy replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:12:41 pm

Twins are leaving a lot of runners on...6 through 3. Hope it don't bit us in the a$$.

StatFreak101 replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:13:53 pm

That's what I'm thinkin'...and hopin'.

 
brink replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:17:09 pm

Sox are missing some opps too... 4 through 3, plus a runner erased in the 1st.

 
 
socaltwinsfan replied on September 24, 2008 at 8:13:45 pm

Buerhle has thrown 65 pitches through three innings and the Sox are pitching him on three days' rest on Sunday. If he is still pitching in the seventh inning, I'm going to be real pissed at the Twins' approach. They need to get to that bullpen first.