Hey, I've got a little unfinished business in the old player evaluations and we'll get back to that again soon enough. But, I was sitting here thinking about playing the BoSox and I thought, why not do a little Six Word evaluation exercise on the opposing teams? This might work out a little better with some teams than others, but let's give it a shot. I'll take up to three evaluations of the opposing team (no more bite me Torii entries!) and we'll have a vote in day 2 of the series. Typically, I'm going to write these posts at night, so if you haven't got your evaluation(s) in by game time, don't expect it to be included in the list. Note that I'm going to put the poll in the original post, just to keep things straight. So, come back to this post on Wednesday to vote.
Here's mine on the Red Sox:
Hate Yankees, yes, but despise Sox.
Have at it, boys and girls.

Bunch of unknowns; no media coverage.
Who sucks more, Torii or BoSox?
No more "Bite me, Torii", huh?
A tired meme's a tired meme.
truer words have not been spoken.
Bonus: Dammit Schilling, wash your stupid sock!
Were okay until they won Series
No matter the color, Sox stink.
Were likable once, not any more
Bucky Dent Aaron Boone Bill Buckner
BoSox Nation. Center of the Universe
Fred Lynn, Carleton Fisk, Dwight Evans
They love Papi, Don't miss Damon
Maybe should have kept the Babe
The Hub revolves around Fenway Park
Patriot Day Celebrated with Baseball Game?
Fall From Grace Linked to Theo ;-)
East underdog? Not Boston. Go Rays!
east underdog? not boston. go jays!
Inferiority complex is really fucking annoying
Dustin won, wanna fight about it?
"Apart from you? Let me think...." (paraphrase)
+6
World doesn't need a mini Fenway
America's Team, pursuant to the WWL.
They were much better with Yaz.
Pretend they're underdogs; spend like overdogs.
Gary Anderson's kick > Buckner's gaffe
Sympathy has long since bled dry...
Varitek's got intangibles... or some such...
Didn't make this clear, but I counted the '>' as a word, if it's not, you could always add Buckner's first name.
Rethinking the whole Johans Santana Situation
Schilling's bloody sock = Red Socks Mascott
Heineken? F^(&(^ Heineken! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

I see the welcoming committee is out in full force.
Stay off brianS's lawn!
The doc being Frank, again.
heh heh, good one!
Mouse over! Mouse over! I said "welcome" to Heine in my best xkcd voice!
you threw us when you didn't get the quote quite right.
I'm old, memories fade.
Where's my bourbon?