2009 Game 76, Twins @ Cards

I'm not a St. Louis Cardinals fan. I'm not a fan of Tony LaRussa at all. I think he's pompous. I hate how he's influenced the use of bullpens. Goddamned one inning saves. Effing multiple middle of the inning pitching changes. But, there's something undeniably appealing about the Cardinals -- St. Louis is a baseball town.

There's no accounting for taste and I'm not about to tell people what to do. But, I don't UNDERSTAND how baseball has become secondary to football in this country. I like football. I just hate the NFL. They've been 'roiding in football forever and the result is that 300 pound offensive linemen are now "small". The injuries that guys suffer are gruesome. The teams are non-descript. Who's good? Let's check 10 games into the schedule and find out. Actually go to a game? No thanks, it's better on TV.

Minneapolis is a football town. The Vikings, despite being perennial underachievers and NEVER having grasped the brass ring, rule this town. But, in St. Louis, it's all about the Cardinals. You have to admire that. The Cardinals were just about the best team in the National League in the '80s, capturing three pennants. In '82, I was a senior in high school and one of best friends was an enormous Cardinals fan. He just about came unglued when the Cardinals won the World Series. Seriously. He just about lost it.

In 1985, I had bought a $.50 square on a board for game 6. I had 1-0 Cardinals. I was about to win $50, which was a ton of money for me back then. I watched in utter dismay as Don Denkinger blew that call at first and the Cardinals imploded. The Cardinals complained that it cost them the World Series (and the "performance" by Juaquin Andujar the next night was embarrassing), but I'll never forget it, because it cost me 100 beers (beer was $.50 a bottle back then at my favorite watering hole). Of course, there's also 1987, which was the greatest World Series Evah! to that point (at least in my book).

The Cardinals are second only to the Yankees in World Series won. Hate LaRussa all you want, but you have to admire that a relatively small city in the middle of flyover country has a fanbase as rabid as the Cardinals have. Baseball is King. Long live the King.

Now, let's beat the sh!t out of the Cardinals and their fans. I'm sick of ending up .500 every other game.

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