Normally at this point of the season, I'd mention how we were really at crunch time and this week could really nail things down for this team or that, but everything's so damned close right now that it's not really the case. There's so much predictability in my other two leagues in comparison to this one...if I'd paid for FBG, I'd probably be tearing my hair out from stress right now.
| Rank | Team | W-L-T | Pct | Div | Pts | Streak | Waiver | Moves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Stick Division | ||||||||
| 1. | Norris All Stars | 6-2-0 | .750 | 5-1-0 | 917.50 | W-3 | 4 | 25 |
| 3. | Home of the Whopper | 5-3-0 | .625 | 5-1-0 | 918.50 | W-2 | 11 | 14 |
| 4. | Julio DePaula Jersey | 5-3-0 | .625 | 4-2-0 | 842.00 | W-1 | 7 | 10 |
| 6. | Buffalo Buffaloes | 4-4-0 | .500 | 2-4-0 | 875.00 | L-2 | 8 | 14 |
| 11. | David Watts | 3-5-0 | .375 | 2-4-0 | 771.00 | L-1 | 5 | 14 |
| 12. | Brewing Winners | 2-6-0 | .250 | 0-6-0 | 854.00 | L-3 | 9 | 13 |
| Ball Division | ||||||||
| 2. | Bernake's Berserkers | 5-3-0 | .625 | 3-3-0 | 885.50 | W-1 | 1 | 21 |
| 5. | Brett and Circuses | 4-4-0 | .500 | 4-2-0 | 985.00 | W-3 | 6 | 21 |
| 7. | The Fightin Tarvarii | 4-4-0 | .500 | 3-3-0 | 861.50 | L-2 | 10 | 16 |
| 8. | Underground Kingz | 4-4-0 | .500 | 3-3-0 | 800.00 | L-1 | 2 | 6 |
| 9. | The Joe Six-Packs | 3-5-0 | .375 | 2-4-0 | 932.50 | W-2 | 12 | 14 |
| 10. | SoCal Slugs | 3-5-0 | .375 | 3-3-0 | 869.00 | L-5 | 3 | 14 |
This week:

Home of the Whopper, David Watts, Norris All Stars and Joe Six-Packs have all sealed their victories. Underground Kingz and the Berserkers are all far enough ahead that they probably have, too. There are five regular season weeks after this, so still, nobody's eliminated.
There are four playoff teams. Did everyone know that? Well, now you do, so you can adjust your excitement levels accordingly.
*sigh*
The important thing is that we all really like you.
Its because I'm unselfishly losing so that someone else can claim my beer prize.
Also, Thursday games start this week, so set your lineups accordingly, particularly if you are as Bears-heavy as the Norris Division Champs. Cutler is the answer.
I hate Thursday games. Half the time I forget about them
I had that issue for years. I've now taken to setting my next week's squad on Tuesday morning...I think I finally got into that practice two seasons ago. Now, with all three of my teams this year looking playoff-bound at this pace, I can't afford to screw it up.
If I was that disciplined, I wouldn't get to change my lineup 34 times per week.
I don't think I've seen a Thursday night game since they switched to the NFL Network.
Hey, I have Cutler.
you mean, i'm going to win three weeks in a row? jeezum crow!
It doesn't even seem worth my time to make lopsided trade proposals anymore.
Well, you're not going to fleece me, anyway. Steve Slaton, why I oughtta...
I have fleeced ct like 6 times this year. I was getting bored.
I don't know, that first trade that got me Harvin was pretty good for me.
As nice as Roy Williams?
Ok, so taking Roy Williams was stupid. I just figured you wouldn't let me take anything good unless I agreed to take something crap as well.
I am just giving you a hard time, c'mon, ct.