Here at The WGOM, we have been working on a little scouting assignment. It's pretty simple, really, just describe a player in six words. One by one, we've been carefully analyzing each player, with SBG Nation Citizens offering their insight in the form of six word evaluations. Once we've gotten everyone's input, the Nation votes on the submitted evaluations. The results of this painstaking process are detailed below. We have included the top 3 most popular evaluations for each player.
To date, here are our evaluations.
| Player | Analysis #1 | Analysis #2 | Analysis #3 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Joe Mauer | He ain't Jesus, but close enough | Two batting crowns; needs a ring. | Born in manger, bat in hands |
| Justin Morneau | Jason Morneau is your Derby Champ | Rhymes with Porno. Suck it Torii! | Stripper wife. Twins MVP. Life's good. Canadian lumber: you've seen him run. |
| Nick Punto | STOP FREAKIN' DIVING INTO FIRST BASE! | swung for the fence, popped up | Lovable midget plays hard, sucks harder |
| Joe Nathan | Twitch. Strike. Twitch. Strike. Twitch. Strike. | Twitch, twitch. Deep exhale. Strike three. | How's Pierzynski working for you, Sabean? |
| Francisco Liriano | Evaluations in process... | Evaluations in process... | Evaluations in process... |
| Kirby Puckett | Evaluations in process... | Evaluations in process... | Evaluations in process... |
Recent Letters to the Editor
In Response to 2010 Game 134 continuation,
nibbish wrote:
twayn wrote: Goat.
Can of Corn wrote: Peace out gentlemen.
CarterHayes wrote: Fromunda!
bhiggum wrote: I found it scanning back through, but it slipped by me the first time. Your picture was much cleaner that the one I found. Thankfully, the only picture of Joe West in the…
twayn wrote: Hasta la vista, ciudadanos.
E-6 wrote: Ass-iago?
brianS wrote: Let's hear it for Mrs. Butch NOT reading this blog!
brianS wrote: head cheese?
CarterHayes wrote: Bill Smith's general "managing."
In Response to 2010 Game 134: Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins,
nibbish wrote: So... uh... is Tolbert starting pitcher tomorrow, or what?
meat wrote: {moved}
hungry joe wrote: Wm.
nibbish wrote: This game will never end.
GreekHouse wrote: Tolbert with a gapper!
E-6 wrote: What?! He doesn't drink beer...
hungry joe wrote: i'm sick of repko staring at strike three.
brianS wrote: continuation log here
E-6 wrote: It was gonna be Sunday.
meat wrote: Ouch.