Here at The WGOM, we have been working on a little scouting assignment. It's pretty simple, really, just describe a player in six words. One by one, we've been carefully analyzing each player, with SBG Nation Citizens offering their insight in the form of six word evaluations. Once we've gotten everyone's input, the Nation votes on the submitted evaluations. The results of this painstaking process are detailed below. We have included the top 3 most popular evaluations for each player.
To date, here are our evaluations.
| Player | Analysis #1 | Analysis #2 | Analysis #3 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Joe Mauer | He ain't Jesus, but close enough | Two batting crowns; needs a ring. | Born in manger, bat in hands |
| Justin Morneau | Jason Morneau is your Derby Champ | Rhymes with Porno. Suck it Torii! | Stripper wife. Twins MVP. Life's good. Canadian lumber: you've seen him run. |
| Nick Punto | STOP FREAKIN' DIVING INTO FIRST BASE! | swung for the fence, popped up | Lovable midget plays hard, sucks harder |
| Joe Nathan | Twitch. Strike. Twitch. Strike. Twitch. Strike. | Twitch, twitch. Deep exhale. Strike three. | How's Pierzynski working for you, Sabean? |
| Francisco Liriano | Evaluations in process... | Evaluations in process... | Evaluations in process... |
| Kirby Puckett | Evaluations in process... | Evaluations in process... | Evaluations in process... |
Recent Letters to the Editor
In Response to Cup of Coffee: March 13-14, 2010,
socaltwinsfan wrote: Gophers still make tourney. No. 11 seed playing Xavier. Nicely done.
brianS wrote: Yea, that second-half run was almost Villanova-like. Everything was dropping for the Buckeyes.
meat wrote: I'll post some of the photos later today, maybe even a video of the venom milking.
E-6 wrote: I typed too soon. After cutting the lead to 3, the Buckeyes turned on the flamethrowers. Scorched our lads in the second half. (I'd love to see Evan Turner in a Woofs uni next year.)
E-6 wrote: Gophs still hanging around thee Ohio State in the second half--trail 41-37 with 15 to play.
E-6 wrote: Admiring guns and knives whilst noshing on deepfried rattlesnake? Sounds like the New Renaissance to me, man.
CarterHayes wrote: Am I the only one here who can't stand Hazel Mae?
Milt on Tilt wrote: Did he take the job of a man named Bump?
Rhubarb_Runner wrote: Just watched the Twins on 30 Clubs in 30 Days on MLB Network, and realized that they filmed parts of it at the Tuesday game we were at. Somewhere I have a photo of…
New Guy wrote: Meanwhile, my guy Roy Hobbs is tearing it up in the Rays system at the tender age of 35. Yeah, I put the Natural theme on the hard drive and made it his home run…
In Response to Cup of Coffee: March 12, 2010,
cheaptoy wrote: I think he was a test subject for the juice. That would explain his outfield play.
Beau wrote: hear, hear. I can make spaghetti ten times better at home for a couple bucks
frightwig wrote: I can't order the spaghetti at Olive Garden, or really any restaurant. Even if it is the cheapest thing on the menu, I could never get over paying $11.95 for spaghetti in meat sauce. When…
Rhubarb_Runner wrote: I got no problem with that. ;)
Rhubarb_Runner wrote: Delmon was drafted out of Miskatonic University??
AMR wrote: Oh jeez, don't mention Olive Garden and Beer in the same post. I think I could have had a premium tap, like Killians or Michelob Amber.
Milt on Tilt wrote: he's still awesome in The Show. I signed him as the Pirates number one starter!
In Response to Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Mercy,
Milt on Tilt wrote: I quite like BRMC. They are in town with Band of Skulls on the day of my birth.
FirstTimeLongTime wrote: Cheaptoy, don't be fooled by the band name; you will not like this band.
In Response to Happy Birthday--March 14,
CarterHayes wrote: . RIP, Puck.
In Response to Music Day,
frightwig wrote: I still listen to music mostly on the living room component system w/ the big Cerwin-Vega! speakers, or in the car. However, the tape deck died last year and may never get replaced. Lately, I…
In Response to Happy Birthday--March 13,
AMR wrote: If it were a different Bass, we'd have an all-pitcher day!
CarterHayes wrote: .
cheaptoy wrote: …
SBG wrote: Santana is just another Latino taking the job of some poor black kid in Detroit.