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Bag man, watch guy, Twins fan and resident Ron Gardenhire apologist

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Bartlett equals “Skippy”

Sep 23rd, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

JoePos - hatchet man



Questions for Palin: ADN Editorial

Sep 10th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Questions for Sarah Palin that the Anchorage Daily News would like her to answer.



It’s got a chemical in the chicken that makes you crave it in the fortnight.

Sep 9th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

KFCs secret recipe, under guard, moved from headquarters temporarily for security upgrade.



Borzi finds “grumbling” in Twins’ Clubhouse about Mr. Smith

Aug 18th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Is it just me or does Borzi paint a pretty unflattering picture of neophyte GM Bill Smith? Overwhelmed? Not words I like to hear. I don't recall if any of our esteemed beat writers painted a picture of a clubhouse disappointed over the lack of a move. Then again, maybe I missed that.
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Chef Julia Child a spy? Documents say yes.

Aug 14th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Very Cool.



Man fined $1,500 for possessing stuffed Lynx

Aug 12th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

I'm not a huge fan of the WNBA, but this clearly goes over the line. Can you believe the fine was only $1,500? Link



Will Stick Throw Up? Maybe.

Aug 12th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

The player A-B comparisons to Gomez probably don't look so hot right now, but I doubt there's anyone in the WGOM readership who'd want to be reading about his exploits everyday. I wouldn't mind that RH bat in the line-up though. Link



Oh, no — not the Jimmy Kimmel factor.

Aug 12th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

I've despised Jay Leno ever since the whole Letterman kerfuffle. This could surely add some gas to my own personal fire. However, there is a sliver lining to this dark cloud, as found in the recent ratings and viewing habits for Nightline. 'Nightline' at risk if Leno jumps to ABC.



Independent blogs driving edgier coverage

Aug 5th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Anoint my eyes with Clorox...That's funny stuff. Link



Skip Caray dies

Aug 3rd, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Wow, I remember listening to Skip on TBS. Sixty-nine is far too young to die.
ESPN - Skip Caray dies; spent three-plus decades calling Braves games - MLB



Inside the GM’s office: Anatomy of a deadline deal

Aug 1st, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Terry tells it like it is, sorta. Link



Big(ger) Time

Jul 31st, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

As if the young man wasn't already successful enough, Gleeman gets quizzed by Neyer. Insiders will get the whole entry. Gleeman + Neyer



No Mention of Top Jimmy?

Jul 3rd, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

A nifty article of the demise of the local sports columnist and some of the sordid reasons behind said demise.



Boo, freakin’ hoo.

Jun 30th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Santana keeps getting aced out.



The Dude Abides

Jun 25th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

At the recent convention, a certain member of the Nation asked Mr. Gleeman how much money he thought it would take to bribe the scoreboard operator at the Dome to play a small clip from the Big Lebowski, each time Jason Kubel came to bat. He estimated it would take approximately $54 dollars in unmarked [...]



Convention Saturday Morning Update

Jun 21st, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: SBG Convention

Good morning folks, Banjo here, with a few convention updates per the Boss. It seems our fearless leader was up at the crack of dawn and at the site of the convention. After "rastlin'" with an unruly gaggle of picnic-grounds squatters, he secured the spot. From his description you will find the SBG 2nd [...]



Any other Terry Gross fans out there?

May 22nd, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

The transcript of this talk made me like and appreciate her even more.
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Saints promotion: Not quite a bobblehead

May 22nd, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

I wonder if Larry Craig will try and get one for his office?



Willie Nelson Turns 75

Apr 30th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

I'm a huge Willie fan. In my opinion he's one of the finest songwriters and performers, ever, any genre.
Willie Nelson, Live in the 'Fresh Air' Studios : NPR Music



The Best Pizza You Ever Grilled

Apr 25th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: On The Grill

Restaurant quality pizza in your backyard? Why yes. Here's how to impress the neighbors and make some of the tastiest pizza you've ever eaten.
At first blush pizza seems like an unlikely candidate for the backyard grill. The dough alone is enough to scare of some of the heartiest grillmasters. But if you're a fan of [...]



On The Grill: Chicken Satay

Apr 19th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: On The Grill

I'd like to start off by saying -- sorry I've been away so long. While others have done their fair share of heavy lifting (Ubelmann, Big Mak, Andrew, BrianS, E-6, The Wig, Zoomx, GreekHouse and others who I may have missed) I've been freeloading. I had big plans last summer for "OTG" and like a [...]



Bill James thinks steroids fueled the Twins’ two championships

Apr 11th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

I was directed to the link by the fellas over at City Pages.
Bugs & Cranks »Link



The 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches of All Time

Apr 10th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

If you're up for a good laugh, check it out.
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New York Public Library Now Live on iTunes

Apr 9th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

This could be very useful and informative.
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National Rube Goldberg Machine Contest

Apr 6th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

What else can you say?
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No hot tubs were harmed in the salacious photos

Apr 2nd, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Beer bong? Yup.
Whisenhunt has chat with Leinart after photos hit Internet



The Company Man

Apr 1st, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

How long till this guy gets under the skin of the WGOM staff and ownership with his made-for-media friendly personality?
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No mention of crowd favorite Top Jimmy Here.

Apr 1st, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

The "curly haired boyfriend" made a nice showing though. APSE Associated Press Sports Editors Award



What does this smell like?

Apr 1st, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Classic. A giant company with a sense of humor. Link



Wall Street Journal rates who the top manager in baseball?

Mar 30th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

There must be something in the water here.
Link



Tell Us How Your Really Feel

Mar 25th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

David Lynch philosophizes about the iphone and cinema. Link
*Warning- some strong language



We Got ‘Em

Mar 24th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Joe Nathan, Minnesota Twins agree to contract extension - TwinCities.com
Wise or unwise?



Laugh out loud funny.

Mar 20th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Much, much funnier than poultry jokes.Link.



ESPN - Cubs destroy coach’s car

Mar 20th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

A pretty decent-minded practical joke, actually. Come to think of it, my car is nearly this old......hmmmm Link.



Why I Am No Longer a ‘Brain-Dead Liberal’

Mar 13th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

David Mamet waxes philosophically on politics in the Village Voice.



Now I know why I thought she was hotter than Ginger.

Mar 11th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Former 'Gilligan's Island' star caught with marijuana in car.



A blogger who misses his access

Mar 10th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

I wouldn't have guessed Cuban would have gone this route. But then again, he's a billionaire genius and I'm not. Link.



David Sedaris Delivers a Pizza

Mar 10th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Fans of the writer/essayist/performer will enjoy this pretty good spoof video. link



Who is Twins’ new leader?

Mar 7th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Grist for the mill courtesy of crowd favorite, Tom Powers. Who is Twins' new leader?



Semi Pro: Is it better than Blades of Glory?

Feb 29th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Continuing the Will Ferrell discussion two weeks later.... Ferrell's ABA flick panned by City Pages.



Just Like Prison…

Feb 28th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

YouTube - Jimmy Kimmel is F@cking Ben Affleck.



Ding dong the…

Feb 28th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Transportation Commissioner Molnau ousted.



WaPo Says Wii

Feb 28th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

The Post will get a bitchin' game room. I say good for them. The wii is a lot of fun.



This is the Last Goodbye.

Feb 27th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Author, conservative commentator William F. Buckley Jr. dies at 82.



Stick a Stake in Salisbury

Feb 27th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Former Vikings in, out of ESPN plans.



Film Junkies Take Notice

Feb 26th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Open Culture says the best place on the web for film junkies is Greencine.com Be sure to check out the blog.



Bertinelli on Van Halen: I cheated, too.

Feb 26th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

And you all thought David Lee Roth was the problem



Pranksters invade Starbucks with desktop computers

Feb 25th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

I love some of the stuff these guys from Improv Everywhere have done.



Clinton’s Blueprint

Feb 20th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

As discussed here earlier today, here is Clinton's (new) Blueprint.



Court upholds man’s conviction who had relations with dead deer

Feb 20th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

I hope everyone has finished lunch.
Yikes!



A Nation of Dunces?

Feb 19th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

For Will: My takeaway from reading the comments at the Strib Baseball Blogs mirrors this new book.



Star Tribune pays $3.8 million in legal fees for Pioneer Press

Feb 18th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

I can't believe they thought Par Ridder was worth the fight. This will have to be a one paper town by year's end. We might lose Gardenhire and Souhan in the same year. Then what will everyone complain about?
Star Tribune pays $3.8 million in legal fees for Pioneer Press



Go Bananas!

Feb 18th, 2008 | By Banjo | Category: WGOM Headlines

Get forty minutes on the fate of Bananas on today's Fresh Air.



On the Grill - Eight Minutes ’til Bliss

Jul 8th, 2007 | By Banjo | Category: Guest Writers, On The Grill

Here's a baseball-lite version of the OTG.
With the All-Star Game ahead of us, here's a little something to consider when you're putting together your feedbag for the big game. If you're looking for the perfect snack to wash down with a few beers, consider this non-deep fried version of "Wings." One of the more interesting [...]



On the Grill

Jun 22nd, 2007 | By Banjo | Category: Featured Articles, On The Grill

Minnesota Twins (36-34) @ Florida Marlins (35-38)
So, why are the Marlins better than your team?
Because they're run by a bunch of self-important, holier-than-thou pricks -- yet they've won more World Series titles in my lifetime than the Mets. I fucking hate that.
Dan Lewis
Dan Lewis is one of the people who run Sports.Wikia and this [...]



On the Grill - Bonus Edition

Jun 11th, 2007 | By Banjo | Category: Featured Articles, On The Grill

Banjo shows how to grill crab cakes.



On the Grill

Jun 8th, 2007 | By Banjo | Category: Featured Articles, On The Grill

Inspired by the upcoming series against the Nationals, Banjo serves up crabcakes.



On the Grill

Jun 1st, 2007 | By Banjo | Category: Featured Articles, On The Grill

Banjo looks at the A's and brings us a fajita experience.



On the Grill

May 25th, 2007 | By Banjo | Category: On The Grill

The Twins take on the Blue Jays and Banjo grills the Toronto club and some other bird.



On the Grill

May 11th, 2007 | By Banjo | Category: Guest Writers, On The Grill

The Molten Core.
Twins (17-17) versus Tigers (21-12).
This really all you need to know about the Twins and the past six games of this nine game homestand. From the Minneapolis Star-Tribune:
“Twins manager Ron Gardenhire got a chuckle during spring training out of predictions that his team would finish in fourth place in the AL Central despite [...]



On the Grill

May 4th, 2007 | By Banjo | Category: On The Grill

[SBG: I was hungry, so I moved this up. Also, I realized that when I was thanking everyone the other day, I neglected to thank Banjo. That was not a malicious omission. Thanks, Banjo. I'm gonna have to fire up the grill. Or maybe by forgetting earlier I'm on the [...]



On The Grill

Apr 27th, 2007 | By Banjo | Category: Guest Writers, On The Grill

Happy Friday afternoon folks. Welcome to the weekend and welcome back to On The GrillSM , your weekend baseball and BBQ kickoff.
Tonight the Twins will take on the Detroit Tigers for the start of a three game set at Comerica Park. The Tigers just ended a brutal road trip which culminated with a cancelled game [...]



On the Grill™

Apr 20th, 2007 | By Banjo | Category: Guest Writers, On The Grill

[SBG Note: More and more, it's becoming apparent that I'm irrelevant. Longtime friend of SBG Nation Banjo offers a stab at a new and interesting feature for the upcoming series. Seriously, the readers of this site rock! Thanks to Banjo, the newest contributor to this site.]
With several of the WGOM’s regular readers [...]