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Scott Baker Is Awesome At Baseball

Jul 20th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Featured Articles, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

So, I didn't get to see the game today, but I did see the box score. What jumps out at me is that Scott Baker had an awesome game. 8 IP, 8 K, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 R -- that's a great game. The HR kind of makes sense in light [...]



Better Know A Citizen - FirstTimeLongTime

Jul 14th, 2008 | By Andrew | Category: Andrew, Better Know a Citizen, Featured Articles

ColbertAndrew visits with SBG Nation Citizen FirstTimeLongTime and gives us all a better look at our citizen from the East.



Better Know A Citizen - meat

Jul 9th, 2008 | By Andrew | Category: Andrew, Better Know a Citizen, Featured Articles

We're back with a new installment of Better Know A Citizen. Today's profilee is one of our new Citizens - meat. For those other new guys out there (or you old timers who haven't done this yet) email sbg-bkac[at]hotmail[dot]com or andrew[at]stickandballguy[dot]com to get signed up.



Is Eric Wedge Stupid?

Jul 7th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Featured Articles, Guest Writers, MLB, ubelmann

So, I just started on a rather ill-advised internet journey, and even though I should go to bed, I feel strangely compelled to complete that journey.
My first mistake was to check LEN3's game report to see what everyone had to say about Carlos Bunty McBunterson vs. Cliff Can't Be Bothered To Field His Position Lee.
"I [...]



Team Handedness

Jul 7th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Featured Articles, Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

Some facts:
.284/.344/.419 -- MN vs. RHP, 10th best OPS in baseball
.266/.332/.413 -- AL vs. RHP
.262/.334/.404 -- AL vs. LHP
.261/.309/.375 -- MN vs. LHP, 28th best OPS in baseball
This might lead one to believe that the Twins have a ton of left-handed hitters on the team, making them especially susceptible to left-handed pitching, but that's not [...]



Sustainability Report: Alexi Casilla

Jul 6th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Featured Articles, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

Alexi Casilla has been great so far this year for the Twins, but can he keep it up?
First, let's look at what he's done in the minors:
.270/.346/.348 -- age 19, Rk/A
.311/.378/.383 -- age 20, A/AA/AAA
.318/.385/.398 -- age 21, A+/AA
.269/.345/.344 -- age 22, AAA
.219/.350/.250 -- age 23, AAA (2008)
.293/.367/.366 -- overall
Since Casilla came up and got [...]



Game 87: Tribe vs. Twins

Jul 5th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: 2008 Twins Game Logs, ubelmann

Laffey v. Slowey
I didn't get to watch the game yesterday, but looking at the box score, it was good to see that the Twins put a bunch of runs on the board. Delmon's been pretty hot lately, which I am really glad to see. Having him hit well over the second half of [...]



On The Road

Jun 23rd, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

First off, I'd like to mention that I had a great time at the Convention on Saturday and I really wish I could have spent more time there, as I would have liked to chat with everyone more than I did. Special thanks to SBG for arranging the whole thing and to Banjo [...]



Twins Offense as Measured by EQA

Jun 20th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

Definition of EQA
Players with 100+ PA:
.311 -- Joe Mauer
.303 -- Justin Morneau
.287 -- Alexi Casilla
.264 -- Jason Kubel
.260 -- League Average
.251 -- Delmon Young
.249 -- Carlos Gomez
.243 -- Michael Cuddyer
.226 -- Craig Monroe
.222 -- Brendan Harris*
.203 -- Mike Lamb
*Adam Everett, career EQA -- .230 (I figured it was worth mentioning that our no-glove SS [...]



Riding High in April, Shot Down in May (and Vice Versa)

May 31st, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

- I'm feeling a bit for Boof right now. He works his ass off in the offseason to lose weight, because he's essentially been promised that losing weight will help him pitch better (even though there's not really a whole lot of evidence that that would be the case), then he winds up pitching [...]



Bullpen Shenanigans

May 29th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

As SBG notes on the sidebar, the Twins have picked up Craig Breslow. According to Joe Christensen, the Twins are planning on adding him to the bullpen to bolster their left-handed relief. Reyes has actually been doing a pretty decent job so far, and I think the problem with the rest of the [...]



Beloit Doubleheader

May 29th, 2008 | By Big Mak | Category: Big Mak, Guest Writers, On the Farm

Last Saturday, my parents were coming into town, and, since Beloit is pretty close to on the way from Marshall to Chicago, we figured why not take in a game to kick off the Memorial Day weekend? After checking the schedule and noticing the unusual start time of 5 PM, I took off from [...]



Joe Posnanski Rocks/Some Thoughts On Managers

May 29th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

First off, Joe Posnanski's blog about last night's game totally blows whatever I could possibly write out of the water. So do yourself a favor and go read it. I especially like the detail about how David DeJesus had to leave the game due to hives--and those hives could very well have cost [...]



Stories, Characters, and Storytellers

May 28th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

My reaction to statements like this one:
Next, we needed Delmon Young’s thoughts, and some interviews with him can be like pulling teeth.
Is usually just a headshake and a sigh. I can't really blame the media for wanting to interview players who give them nice articulate quotes, but at some point I think they have [...]



Pint-Sized Review: Belhaven Twisted Thistle IPA

May 28th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: Barley Pops and Hop Hits, Guest Writers, brianS

Pre-game edition. Today's Paper of Record had a very nice review article on Bitters/English Pale Ales. Which was almost enough to get me to turn around and review the Greene King Abbot Ale I've been eying for about 3 weeks (and one of Eric Asimov's featured ales in today's article). But I couldn't help myself [...]



Boof Bonser Check-up

May 27th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

Where were preseason expectations for Boof?
First I'll note that the league ERA is 4.12, compared to 4.51 last year, so I'll adjust all ERA expectations down by 0.39, since no one was really anticipating this much of a dip in offense. (Though April run scoring this year (4.24 ERA) wasn't that much different than [...]



Great Moments in Enhanced Gameday History

May 22nd, 2008 | By twayn | Category: Guest Writers, Minnesota Twins

Situation: Game tied, top of the 10th inning, 2 outs, bases empty, Hamilton batting.
Count: 3 balls, 2 strikes.
Pitch location: Wheelhouse.



Beloit Repoit

May 22nd, 2008 | By Big Mak | Category: Big Mak, Guest Writers, On the Farm

I went up last weekend on Sunday to see the Snappers take on the Peoria Chiefs (the Chicago Cubs A-level team). The Snappers won to complete the 3-game sweep and move to two games over .500, which was their high-water mark for this season to that point.
Final Score: Beloit 5, Peoria 4 (box score [...]



Jason Tyner Is Insane

May 14th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, ubelmann

Apparently, Jason Tyner really wants a chance to get back at the Twins for letting him go. Seriously.
“I thought I had earned my stripes (in Minnesota),” said Tyner, who signed a minor league contract with the Indians this offseason after the Twins elected not to re-sign the outfielder, following three years of service. “I [...]



Minor League Bonanza

May 13th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, On the Farm, ubelmann

Rochester Red Wings
.327/.387/.584 -- Darnell McDonald, 2008, 101 AB
Congrats to McDonald for having one of the best stretches of his professional career, but he's been kicking around AAA so long that he was playing for the Red Wings when they were an Orioles affiliate 7 years ago. At age 30, his early season success [...]



The Buffet Table

May 12th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

How much can they eat?

IP
Hungry, Hungry Hippo

51.7
Livan Hernandez

50.7
Nick Blackburn

46.0
Boof Bonser

33.0
Scott Baker

23.7
Brian Bass

But what does the food taste like?

xFIP
Hungry, Hungry Hippo

3.06
Scott Baker

4.41
Nick Blackburn

4.42
Boof Bonser

4.47
Livan Hernandez

4.85
Brian Bass

To a certain degree, Blackburn, Bonser, and Hernandez have all been approximately league average pitchers who have made every start and given the Twins innings. Baker's the closest thing they've [...]



Great Moments in Enhanced Gameday History - 10 May 2008, inning 2

May 10th, 2008 | By Rhubarb_Runner | Category: Enhanced Gameday, Rhubarb_Runner



How about that Gomez kid?

May 10th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

Over Gomez's last 10 games, he's hitting .385/.429/.641. The kid's been hot. If he could consistently get on base at a .400 clip, he would easily be an All-Star. Barring a complete overhaul in his approach at the plate, he's not going to be able to do that, but he's got basically [...]



Punto Gets Five Hits Over Five Games, Now Starter Material

May 9th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, WGOM Headlines, ubelmann

I mean, yeah, it's Kelly Theiser, but it still seems like she could find a more legitimate story to put a positive spin on.



The Bright Spot

May 6th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, Joe Mauer, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

Since April 14th:
72 PA, 61 AB, 24 H, 7 2B, 1 3B, 11 BB, 3 SO, .393/.486/.541
Thank you kindly, Mr. Mauer.



It’s May, I Guess Peeking At The Standings Is Allowed

May 5th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

Where are we now?

Team
W
L
PCT
GB

Minnesota
16
14
.533
-

Chicago Sox
14
15
.483
1.5

Kansas City
14
16
.467
2

Cleveland
14
17
.452
2.5

Detroit
14
18
.43
3

Up is down! Black is white! Various types of livestock have acquired the ability to fly!
Based only on season-to-date performance, how well might we expect these teams to be going forward?

Team
W3
L3
PCT3

White Sox
16.0
13.0
.552

Tigers
17.2
14.8
.538

Indians
14.8
16.2
.447

Twins
13.3
16.7
.443

Royals
12.4
17.6
.413

Huh, Cleveland has been pretty bad so far.
What does the playoff picture look like?

Teams
W
L
Pct3
Avg W
Avg L
Division
Wild [...]



Fun With Endpoints

May 3rd, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, Joe Mauer, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

Joe Mauer before the first game against Detroit:
44 PA, .250/.279/.300
Joe Mauer from the first game against Detroit through today:
60 PA, .353/.450/.471
Needless to say, I like the second line better, and I hope Mauer keeps up his recent hot hitting.



The Buffet Table

May 2nd, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

How much can they eat?

IP
Hungry, Hungry Hippo

38.1
Nick Blackburn

36.0
Boof Bonser

35.2
Livan Hernandez

30.0
Scott Baker

17.1
Brian Bass

But what does the food taste like?

xFIP
Hungry, Hungry Hippo

3.07
Scott Baker

4.10
Nick Blackburn

4.46
Brian Bass

4.53
Livan Hernandez

4.57
Boof Bonser

Truth be told, I probably would've wanted Hughes, Garza, Slowey, Liriano, Baker on the roster for long-term building purposes, which would have turned out to be an injury/rehab nightmare in the [...]



Pint-Sized Review: Sacramento Brewing Hefeweizen

Apr 29th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: Barley Pops and Hop Hits, Guest Writers, brianS

With the light beisbol schedule this week, I figured it would be a good time for a beer two-fer. Today's selection is the lovely "Grand Opening Ale" Hefeweizen from Sacramento Brewing Company.
The Sacramento Brewing Co. is a small, local producer. They operate two brewpub-restaurants in Sacramento as well as bottling a number of their [...]



Series Preview in Blog: Chicago White Sox (4/29-4/30)

Apr 29th, 2008 | By Big Mak | Category: Big Mak, Charting the Competition, Guest Writers, Preview in Blog

Short post for a short series, the Twins play two against the White Sox to begin the week. The White Sox come into this game on a ... well ... it's hard to explain, but they're not on a winning streak, or a losing streak. We won't be able to figure that one [...]



Pint-Sized Review: Spaten Optimator

Apr 28th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: Barley Pops and Hop Hits, Guest Writers, brianS

Note: this review was begun before sundown saturday last week, so TOTALLY kosher and stuff. After all day in the sun watching the daughter play futbol, there's nothing like a kick-butt doppelbock.
Commercial description: The classic German dark beer, bottom fermented Doppel Bock. 7.2 pct ABV. I paid $1.99 (on sale, regularly about $2.49, [...]



Sometimes Yankees Fans Are So Cute!!

Apr 28th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

I just want to pinch Joe Sheehan's cheeks he's so cute right now, what with the schoolboy naiveté he put on display today:
Parity. The last few years have seen the spread between the best and worst teams in the game narrow considerably, as natural cycles of aging and unnatural wealth-redistribution mechanisms serve to bring the [...]



Misc

Apr 28th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

So, today's an off day, and not the same way that Thursday and Sunday were off days. Some things I thought I would mention:
Matt Tolbert, Pumpkin
.455/.520/.500 -- Matt Tolbert, first 26 plate appearances
.179/.179/.250 -- Matt Tolbert, last 28 plate appearances
I know I emphasize the sample size thing a lot, but I imagine that casual [...]



2008 Game 25: Minnesota Twins at Texas Rangers

Apr 27th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: 2008 Twins Game Logs, Guest Writers, ubelmann

Livan Hernandez vs. Vincente Padilla
No proper game intro as I spent too much time last night sweeping the street in front of my house after some lowlife decided it would be a good idea to smash a glass bottle and drive off. Real funny wiseguy(gal). ubelmann will not stand for broken glass in [...]



2008 Game 24: Minnesota Twins vs. Sidney Ponson: Payback Time?

Apr 26th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: 2008 Twins Game Logs, Guest Writers, ubelmann

Scott "Light Rail" Baker vs. "Sir" Sidney Ponson
A lot of folks look back and mock the Ponson Era. And certainly Sidney's girth makes him easily mockable. I thought it was a good move to sign him to a minor league deal and a ridiculous move to put him in the Opening Day rotation [...]



2008 Game 23: Minnesota Twins at Texas Rangers

Apr 25th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: 2008 Twins Game Logs, Guest Writers, ubelmann

Nick Blackburn vs. Kevin Millwood
Today would be a good day for Mr. Blackburn to keep that GB% above 50%.
I would like to think that this would be a good time for the offense to break out, but it's tough to take advantage of the hitter-friendly conditions in Arlington if you're not hitting fly balls. [...]



2008 Game 22: Minnesota Twins at Oakland A’s

Apr 24th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: 2008 Twins Game Logs, Guest Writers, ubelmann

F-Sparkler vs. Greg Smith Unknown Lefty Destined To Dominate The Twins
A kitten dies every time you overanalyze a Francisco Liriano outing.

“kittens” by d u y g u, cc-licensed.
Now if we're all careful today, we can save a lot of kittens. Who's with me?



Great Moments in Enhanced Gameday History

Apr 23rd, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Enhanced Gameday, Guest Writers, MLB, ubelmann

Is it better to have swung and lost than never to have swung at all and taken your free base?



2008 Game 21: Minnesota Twins at Oakland Athletics

Apr 23rd, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: 2008 Twins Game Logs, Guest Writers, ubelmann

Boof vs. Chad Gaudin
The early word is that Gomez is getting the day off in favor of Span in CF. Gomez has played all 20 games so far, and it's good for guys to get a breather every now and then. In addition, Chad Gaudin has a fairly big platoon split for his [...]



2008 Game 20: Minnesota Twins at Oakland Athletics

Apr 22nd, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: 2008 Twins Game Logs, Guest Writers, ubelmann

Johan Santana vs. Dan Haren
Oops.
Livan Hernandez vs. Joe Blanton
Well, that's certainly a ... a ... um ... heavier matchup.
Let's take a gander at how some of the Twins and A's have gotten off the starting line:
New Center Fielder
.318/.348/.409 -- Ryan Sweeney
.244/.262/.329 -- Carlos Gomez
New Third Baseman
.196/.344/.294 -- Jack Hannahan
.145/.186/.218 -- Mike Lamb
I guess that, technically [...]



Albert Pujols, Utility Infielder

Apr 22nd, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, ubelmann

Amazingly, the most interesting part of this box score is not that Kyle Lohse was batting ahead of a position player.



The Buffet Table

Apr 22nd, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

How much can they eat?

IP
Hungry, Hungry Hippo

27.0
Livan Hernandez

25.2
Scott Baker

25.1
Nick Blackburn

23.0
Boof Bonser

11.1
Brian Bass

But what does the food taste like?

xFIP
Hungry, Hungry Hippo

3.24
Scott Baker

3.99
Nick Blackburn

4.31
Livan Hernandez

4.39
Brian Bass

4.44
Boof Bonser



A Head Scratcher

Apr 20th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, Minnesota Twins, ubelmann

Last night I looked at the RZR(1) rankings in the AL, and when I saw Brendan Harris' name at the top of the pile, I scratched my head. (And then I realized that I scratched my head, which was kind of weird.)
So I looked a little deeper. By RZR's count, there were 30 [...]



2008 Game 17: Cleveland Indigenous People vs. Minnesota Twins

Apr 18th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: 2008 Twins Game Logs, Guest Writers, ubelmann

Cliff Lee vs. F-Bomb
Liriano supposedly made a great adjustment in the last bullpen that should help with his command. I'm not expecting any overnight miracles, though.
Cliff Lee has had an xFIP of about 5.50 the last two years--lots of fly balls, a below-average walk rate, and a mediocre strikeout rate. Of course, he's [...]



Series Preview in Blog: Cleveland Indians (4/18-4/20)

Apr 18th, 2008 | By Big Mak | Category: Big Mak, Charting the Competition, Guest Writers, Preview in Blog

I love the dingy lucky hat. (from Left of Center Photo)
The Indians come to town for a weekend series after trading blowouts with the Tigers over the last two days (an 11-1 win yesterday, and a 13-2 loss on Wednesday). The Tribe currently sit at 6-10, with a 2-4 record on the road. [...]



Extra Innings

Apr 18th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers, MLB, ubelmann

It's 12:34am local time, and I should be going to bed, but the Padres and Rockies have just started the top of the 20th inning--tied 1-1--in their game tonight.
Sweet play by Kouzmanoff to lead off the top of the 20th. It just seems weird to say that. Top of the 20th. [...]



2008 Game 16: Tampa Bay Devil Rays at Minnesota Twins

Apr 17th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: 2008 Twins Game Logs, Guest Writers, ubelmann

Jason Hammel vs. Boof Bonser
There's nothing very remarkable that I can find about Hammel. He's got a decent strikeout rate, not great control, and is a bit of a groundball pitcher, but not an extreme groundball pitcher. Actually, he's kind of like Boof that way. They are both somewhat above replacement level [...]



2008 Game 15: Tampa Bay Devil Rays at Minnesota Twins

Apr 16th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: 2008 Twins Game Logs, Guest Writers, ubelmann

Livan Hernandez vs. James Shields
If we go way back to the ancient history of 2002-2004 (full list of Twins players remaining from the Opening Day 2004 lineup: Joe Mauer; 2003: Cuddyer (at 3B), 2002: ), through the magic of fangraphs, we see that Livan Hernandez was once a ground ball pitcher, with a GB% consistently [...]



Yeah, that’s the ticket!

Apr 15th, 2008 | By Rhubarb_Runner | Category: Rhubarb_Runner, WGOM Headlines

LaRussa puts pitcher in the 8th spot in the lineup, which (obviously) is the main reason why they're doing well.



Lesson Of The Day

Apr 14th, 2008 | By ubelmann | Category: Guest Writers,