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How to end an academic career before it even really starts

Nov 6th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

St. Olaf prof resigns after election sign fiasco on Northfield News.
More properly, a "one-semester, temporary visiting professor," i.e., a "will teach for food" professor.
St. Olaf College visiting professor Phil Busse will be charged with misdemeanor theft after confessing to the Rice County Sheriff’s department that he took three McCain/Palin yard signs, said Sergeant Dave [...]



America: Home of the Brave

Oct 28th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

This article slays me. Apparently, football coaches who embellish their resumes are just the tip of the iceberg. John Crewdson of the Chicago Tribune ... uncovers that many of the entries in Who’s Who falsely claim to have earned high military honors.
Dudes. Didn't you learn anything in school? If you are going to lie, make [...]



Apparently, any moron can get on the radio in Minneapolis

Oct 10th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

Radio talkers accuse Magic Johnson of faking AIDS.
You have GOT to be kidding.
KTLK's Chris Baker and Langdon Perry made the remarks during Baker's conservative talk show on Wednesday. The context for the remarks wasn't clear.
According to a partial transcript and audio clip posted on a media watchdog site, mediamatters.org, the remarks came after a [...]



Let’s Just Go Ahead and Ruin this Kid

Sep 23rd, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

It's back to school for Blaine senior after suspension over box cutter
In suspending Richard, administrators invoked the school's zero-tolerance weapons policy and recommended to the school board that he be expelled.
However, late Monday the six-member board voted 5-1 that despite the policy, Richard can return to school, but will be on probation until Nov. 10, [...]



On second thought, maybe that Mario Chalmers trade wasn’t so bad

Sep 5th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

Apparently, Mario Chalmers is an idiot. And David Stern is pissed at him. That's not a good place to be, Mario.



Facing His Problems Like a Man

Sep 3rd, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

You gotta respect Tatum Bell. He's not taking unemployment lying down.



The LPGA Sucks

Aug 26th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

This is absolutely ridiculous. Apparently threatened by the influx of Asian players, the LPGA Tour will reportedly suspend memberships if players don't learn English. That's just assinine. Women's leagues provided opportunities for women athletes and now this stupid-assed group wants to limit access to people who don't speak English? Only one [...]



Dad to be jailed 30 days for killing son while hunting

Aug 26th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

You might have remembered hearing about this story when it happened. Turns out the father had been drinking, smoking marijuana, trespassing, and hunting without a license. What an ass.



Why We Fail

Aug 25th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

The Freddy Adu of baseball has arrived but they won't let him play anymore.
NEW HAVEN, Conn. (AP)—Nine-year-old Jericho Scott is a good baseball player— too good, it turns out.
The right-hander has a fastball that tops out at about 40 mph. He throws so hard that the Youth Baseball League of New Haven told his coach [...]



Remember to Pull Over to Use Cell Phone, Because Operating a Motor Vehicle and a Cell Phone Simultaneously is Dangerous

Aug 25th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Wheelie-popping motorcyclist tops 150 mph, pauses to use cell phone.



Something tells me this marriage isn’t going to last

Aug 12th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Groom charged with being too near bride at wedding.
A New York state man has been arrested for getting too close to his bride on their wedding day. Police said Timothy Cole quarreled with a wedding guest at a party Friday after wedding his ex-wife in Batavia.
Officers knew the 45-year-old Cole from previous arrests and realized [...]



The Double Reverse

Jul 31st, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

Good lord. How desperate is John McCain? Now his campaign is accusing Obama of "Playing the Race Card"??
Updated RACINE, Wis. – Senator John McCain’s campaign accused Barack Obama of playing “the race card’’ on Thursday, citing his remarks that Republicans would try to scare voters by pointing out he “doesn’t look like all those other [...]



Box set

Jul 18th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

Has HP been bought out by Weyerhaeuser?
A package from HP has 17 boxes to protect 32 sheets of paper.



Whatever

Jul 10th, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Maybe access is everything. What a stupid column by Jeff Pearlman about his walk from Fenway Park to a train after the game.



Tampa Bay Super Rays

Jul 8th, 2008 | By brianS | Category: WGOM Headlines

Making the world safe for innumerate children everywhere, it's the Defenders of the Game.



And For the Wolves, I’m Going with Bassy Telfair and Hell, Ryan Gomes

Jun 3rd, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

JA Adande on Kobe: "It's not just his talent. At this point, you could probably find a player on every roster with more raw athletic ability than his."
Oh, come on. If every team has at least one, some teams obviously have more than one. Kobe's a middling talent? And [...]



No Shit

Jun 3rd, 2008 | By SBG | Category: WGOM Headlines

Keown: Horry no HOFer. Obvious to thinking people, but not so obvious to JA Adande.



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